selective walking

Another word for stalking. Usually use by the stalker to make it sound like there not stalking.

'dude, stop stalking me'
'im not stalking you, i prefer to call it selective walking'

by amy peters October 12, 2005

sub-defective

A person deemed so uncool and lame that they are below the loser level.

Joan: I'm already a sub-defective. Do you want me to become a toad next?

by OMFGitzREGINA September 30, 2008

Donkey Detective

One who investigates another person's donkey (ass). Normally done by males to other males, but can also be done to females.

Look at Ben, he's a total Donkey Detective.

Stop inspecting my ass, you Donkey Detective!

by Mobius92 April 25, 2006

Selective No-ness

A skill that an urban dictionary editor engages when bombarded with attempts to define the name of an allegedly sexy and perfectly horny and delicious male or female, obviously posted by the girlfriend or boyfriend of that person.

Selective No-ness invariably results in a quick and terminal refusal to add the definition.

God, another Toney?
Use your Selective No-ness, buddy!

by verbusaccidentibus February 6, 2010

detective scrote

pimp ass detective in the shape of a ballsack

detective scrote was on family guy making fun of the show the shield

by boner joe July 21, 2006

detective fat weedington

1. a snake that was named after marijuana
2. a retarded detective
3. a meme

Retard: "so here i am guys with my new character, detective fat weedington"

by shadowxxx908 May 24, 2016

Detective Pikachu

A sex act where the female cosplays as a Pikachu, then as you are about to climax, she reveals she is actually your father.

"hey baby you wanna Detective Pikachu tonight?"

by Cecesqrf May 11, 2019