Immaculate Defecation

The holy grail of bowel movements. You take a big ol' dump, and you wipe. Then you look and see that the toilet paper is clean, and no turd is in the toilet. So clean, it's almost divine.

The Immaculate Defecation is the best poop in the world. No turd to clog the toilet, no mess on the TP to worry about. It's like God took the dump for you.

by beardogg0524 August 9, 2024

Self-defacating

A genre of humour, by which someone shits all over themselves as a matter of strategy to avoid merited criticism for their job performance by seeking a mercy-fuck from would be supervisors

Not to be confused with self-deprecating humour which can be socially valued as a means of honest emotional communication of vulnerability to enrich a forum for discussion - rather than for seeking to preempt or curtail it.

Mr. Little Shit, the head of fundraising, was using his self-defacating sense of humour to avoid imposition of reporting requirements or performance indicators..

by The Real Buklau April 4, 2025

Immaculate Defecation

A perfect bowel movement which requires no cleaning afterwards.

Brad glimpsed at the used toilet paper to gauge his progress and was astonished to be greeted by a wad of pristine, folded two-ply. He struggled to recall his diet that had resulted in this Immaculate Defecation and knew his friends would not believe him later.

by CatNumberFour September 9, 2025

Sudden Onset Defecation

Sudden Onset Defecation or S.O.d. which is difference between let’s stop at the next rest stop and PleasePullOverNow!

“Damn Ron, what took you so long?”
“Well Dave, I had an emergency Sudden Onset Defecation and barely made it to a WaWa.”
“Oh I understand that. I had a SOD last week and I’m not allowed in Walmart anymore.”

by Saloondoor June 30, 2023