decorators are in

She's got her period.

I was gonna go round my girlfriend's tonight but the decorators are in...

by Catcatcat June 8, 2005

decrepit

Broken down with age.

The decrepit vagabond morosely and conspicuously spied on the young and tempting females from a distance.

by Larstait November 14, 2003

Decorating Tube

A common slang term used in by members of the baking community and pastry chefs and simply refers to the Penis. The Penis, similar to a Decorating Tube which is a specially-shaped, open-end tip used to form icing decorations, delivers a lovely, creamy icing used in icing the bundt cake and other sexual acts.

While attending a recent pastry chef's convention, Milford met a lovely young chef during one of the expos. After a brief conversation, Milford offered to provide private decorating lessons to teach her the fine points of using his Decorating Tube. She graciously took Milford up on his offer and later found herself well decorated with Milford's cream icing.

by Eaton Holgoode February 19, 2014

decorist

A new age, contemporary, trendy term which defines a painter who is also an interior designer. A painter whom paints while taking the overall aesthetic of the space into consideration.

The decorist was able to introduce a new style to my living space while incorporating my furniture, frames and rugs.

by I am who I am because I said so. March 17, 2008

Defcore

A scenester who stands so close to the speakers at gigs his/her ears bleed. Later to be found staggering home alone as he/she could not hear their friend's calling their name at the venue and have lost their sense of balance.

"Did you see that defcore cunt? Looked like his brain was seeping out of his lugs!"

"Dude thats a bit harsh."

"What do i care? Cunt can't hear whatever i call him."

by Tongueless Ghost of Sin August 5, 2009

Decorate the oak

When it's your turn to buy a round of beer, and you are reticent to get up and go to the bar, someone in your company could say to you "Decorate the oak". This means simply to put more decoration on the oak counter e.g. a few more pints of beer

"Decorate the oak ya scabby bastard. It's your round"

by Ally Dick October 6, 2016

DeCora

A chill, laid back, nonchalant girl. She is a very peaceful person and very timid. When someone gets on her nerves, she will pop off and defend herself. She is very family and friend oriented, she will do anything to protect them. She is very artistic and tomboyish. She is very antisocial and loves to learn.

Girl: OMG DeCora is so quiet!
DeCora: Guys let's talk this out!
DeCora: Get OUT of my face!

by QxeenNae May 25, 2018