You’ve paid off all debts. You don’t pay rent or a mortgage. You have no loans or leases. You have no credit card debt. You owe nothing except your normal monthly expenses of electric and gas, phone and internet, life, health and car insurance. And of course, all the goddamn taxes you must pay. It’s the good life!
After living a dream life buried with owing money up the kazoo I now suffer from post traumatic debt syndrome.
by jay parker July 31, 2018
Get the Post Traumatic Debt Syndrome mug.Necro (pronounced Nekro) is from the greek/latin word for death. Merchant as in a person who sells. Put together, it means a seller of death. The first known use of this is in the Ten Minute Opera 'The Necromerchants Debt" written by Terrence Zdunich, the creator of the cult classic 'Repo! The Genetic Opera'. The Necromerchants Debt was the original inspiration for Repo! and some of it's songs became the basis for Repo! One such case would be with The Necromerchant's Debt song, Anno Domini (meaning year of the lord) turned into 21st century Cure. The character who sings both song is a Necromerchant or more commonly know as The Graverobber played by Terrence Zdunich in both cases.
My grandfather used to go to the graveyards and steal the clothes off the corpses. He was a Necromerchant.
The local Necromerchant tried to sell me a Rolex. The exact one I saw the deceased mafia head wear on the day of his exacution.
The graverobber had a debt to pay to all those he had stolen from. He had a Necromerchant's Debt
The local Necromerchant tried to sell me a Rolex. The exact one I saw the deceased mafia head wear on the day of his exacution.
The graverobber had a debt to pay to all those he had stolen from. He had a Necromerchant's Debt
by et cetera. January 26, 2010
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If you are a "Computer Genius" (aka, you know how to reformat a floppy) and agree to fix or, in any way remedy someone's computer problem, you have now "bought the debt." This means that it will be your eternal responsibility to instantly respond to any irregularity with, or question on, this machine.
This includes, but is in no way limited to the hardware and software on the machine at the time, and any purchased (or, more likely, pirated) in the future...”
If you do not respond within 30-90 minutes your "client" reserves the sole right to call and email you until they get an answer...and/or badmouth you to friends in perpetuity (which they will probably do anyway since you "did not fix it good enough to begin with").
God help you if you do it as a “favor,” because that invokes the “Friend” provision which quadruples all responsibilities but reduces, by a factor of ten, all tangible reward.
You'll know you have bought the debt if someone says one of the following to you:
"It was working fine before you did whatever you did"
"I'll make you dinner and you can fix my computer (and there is no promise of sex after Photoshop is successfully installed)"
"Walk me through it on the phone--it should only take a few minutes"
..oh there are so many more...
Origin of this phrase is in Mafia-speak where one mobster would whack another...but dead mobster owed the Big Boss 200 large. Now his killer must pay the Boss his 200 large...he just bought the debt (is responsible for it until death).
This includes, but is in no way limited to the hardware and software on the machine at the time, and any purchased (or, more likely, pirated) in the future...”
If you do not respond within 30-90 minutes your "client" reserves the sole right to call and email you until they get an answer...and/or badmouth you to friends in perpetuity (which they will probably do anyway since you "did not fix it good enough to begin with").
God help you if you do it as a “favor,” because that invokes the “Friend” provision which quadruples all responsibilities but reduces, by a factor of ten, all tangible reward.
You'll know you have bought the debt if someone says one of the following to you:
"It was working fine before you did whatever you did"
"I'll make you dinner and you can fix my computer (and there is no promise of sex after Photoshop is successfully installed)"
"Walk me through it on the phone--it should only take a few minutes"
..oh there are so many more...
Origin of this phrase is in Mafia-speak where one mobster would whack another...but dead mobster owed the Big Boss 200 large. Now his killer must pay the Boss his 200 large...he just bought the debt (is responsible for it until death).
I helped my friend's dad install Quickbooks last April and he is still calling me with printing problems...boy I really bought the debt on that one.
by Mcarr1 September 2, 2005
Get the Buy The Debt mug.Combined effect of January sales and wives useing husbands credit cards..
True effect not felt till later in the year when husband finds the statement.
True effect not felt till later in the year when husband finds the statement.
March statement hits the floor
Husband... opens the mail exclaims "WTF"
Wife... "im doing my bit for the National Debt dear"seeing look of thunder on hubby's face tries "Think of all the money ive saved"
Husband... opens the mail exclaims "WTF"
Wife... "im doing my bit for the National Debt dear"seeing look of thunder on hubby's face tries "Think of all the money ive saved"
by discordia1111 January 21, 2011
Get the National Debt mug.The perpetual and perpetually increasing debt that the United States of America has due to the federal government's unlimited debting power with the Federal Reserve.
Federal deficit.
Federal deficit.
The federal deficit will never go away as long as we have the Federal Reserve and as long as the Fourteenth Amendment exists.
by Jon Davis January 14, 2004
Get the federal debt mug.When you binge on a load of junk food and you realize you will eventually have to take a massive dump
"We stumbled our way home at five o'clock in the morning, we had to stop for pizza and burgers on the way. I ate so much I'm afraid of the ass debt I collected."
"This weekend I only ate beer and pizza, and on Monday I had to repay my ass debt"
"This weekend I only ate beer and pizza, and on Monday I had to repay my ass debt"
by Ironballs October 20, 2019
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me: you already stole half of my life savings what more do you want?!
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me: you already stole half of my life savings what more do you want?!
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by yobev December 4, 2020
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