Man DeLay

A male organ de-sensitizer that is the only way that piece of shit Tom DeLay can keep from jizzing himself anytime he contemplates his pact with Satan.

See also: Tom DeLay

In exchange for a soul, Tom DeLay chose a corrupt power grab and a case of "Man DeLay" to subdue his raging hard-on for Terri Schiavo, the only "living" woman who didn't threaten his fragile sense of masculinity with things like thought, speech, or any signs of being a human being rather than a baby-making factory with no right even to accurate information about contraception, let alone control over her own body and its reproductive organs.

by FunkyBumpkin April 29, 2005

sticker shock delay

When you realize, at the end of January, that the Christmas gifts you received were not genuine Dolce and Gabbana (D&G) they were Dollar General (DG). The stickers, logos and emblems are bogus, fake and you've been punked!

Kelli- Damn Momma', all that stuff you got me for Christmas was from Dollar General not Dolce and Gabbana!
My friend Karlee saw it and now my whole class is laughin' at me!
Momma- Well darlin' I thought it was what you were askin' for with the big D and G and all! That's sticker shock delay fer sho'.

by mimimmmmmm January 31, 2010

nail delay

to balance a spinning frisbee on your finger nail.

when my friend threw me the frisbee, i caught it with a nail delay, and it spun on my fingertip for ten seconds.

by definite lee July 27, 2005

jesperetic delay

the slight delay before an orgasm

<^_^> man my bf gives off long jesperetic delay lol

by bangc0ck August 21, 2006

executive delay

The Dilbert-ish situation where executives delay your project to make you run off an check something out that has nothing to do with your project.

Our project took a two week executive delay when the VP made us go check out a vendor that we had already eliminated from consideration.

by pigfarmer April 2, 2009

stroke delay

When engaged in a threesome this is the time delay after one female's maturbation of the male penis ends and the other begins.

"They were both on their knees taking turns pumping my cock. When one would finish to give the other a turn, the stroke delay seemed like eternity."

"The stroke delay between two partners often feels cold without the friction of an active hand."

by elementism November 20, 2009

Torrent Delay

The time you have to wait for DVDRIP to come out on a movie before you can watch. Usual symptoms of torrent delay are: downloading crappy movies instead, downloading a CAM version, not talking to your friends about the film so as not to ruin it.

Yoyo: Have you seen Toy Story 3 yet?
Hoho: Nah man, I have torrent delay. Got to wait for the DVDRIP.
Yoyo: Ah what! Let me tell you what happens...
Hoho: No shut up!

by heyley121 August 17, 2010