DTS

Down to smoke?

This can be used for any form of smoking including: shisha, crack etc.

As a question:

Nathan and I are meeting up... DTS?
Or as a statement:

Yeah I’m dts

by Bitchasstoner April 23, 2018

DTS

DTS ( Donald Trump Syndrome) is a terminal disease. Symptoms include bragging, Pathological lying, Narcissism, Conduct disorder, Oppositional Defiant Disorder, Abusive attitude, Impulsivity, entitlement, Tempermentalness, and anything your elementary school bully did. People with DTS often die from fatal wounds, concussions, internal bleeding, and being ignored. Docter's autopsy reports often include mysterious objects in the intestine: large sums of money, chicken bones, black tar, and Russian receipt notes. Some people you may know with DTS are Robert Holcomb, from 60 days in on A&E, any overly qualified high school teacher, most community college professors, and every celebrity.

Jeff, from the country club, has a fatal case of DTS. Jeff was recorded rigging the golf course, but he still insists that he won because he is like "really" good and has a very stable birdie.

by Gotta call'em out May 3, 2018

DTS

Abbreviation for: Down To Smoke (weed).

Friend 1: Are you DTS?
Friend 2: Forsure forsure, I’m always down for a fat doink.

by dooot May 31, 2018

dts

Acryonym for “down to smoke?” Or “down to sesh?” Often used when one stoner asks another if they want to indulge in smoking marijuana

*while texting*
Josh: hey John, dts later tn?

John: yes, I am down to smoke later tn.

by <Enter Username Here> May 9, 2018

Dts

Abrevation for "dick too small"

When a guy dick is way to small too Even give you STDs

Girl he can't even carry STDs, he has Dts!!

by Lee's leedle October 27, 2018

DTS

Scotty Doesn't Know" is a song written and performed by the American rock band Lustra. Originally written for the 2004 film EuroTrip, the song contains numerous lewd references to how Scotty's girlfriend Fiona has been cheating on him for an extended period of time; the song is written from the perspective of the person she is having the affair with. The song was eventually released on their 2006 album Left for Dead. The song peaked at #53 on the U.S. Billboard Pop chart, #39 on the Digital Songs chart and at #75 on the Hot 100, mainly due to the high amount of digital downloads.

P1: stacys mom.
P2: DTS

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd March 13, 2019

dts

Down The Shore
jerseyans way of saying to the beach

friend 1: hey what you doing today
you: nothing much
friend 1: alright do you wanna go dts
you: yea sure i'll be ready in 20

by kylesj May 26, 2019