by Casey Moe October 25, 2008
Similar to the Dirty Sanchez, the Dorito Sanchez is the act of eating a bag of Nacho Cheese Doritos and then smearing the cheese dust off of your fingers onto the upper lip of a nearby sleeping friend. Where upon awakening, everything will smell like cheese.
Frank: The other night when I had that party at my place Jim totally passed out, so I ate a bag of Doritos and gave him a Dorito Sanchez.
Bill: Haha, good one. That would explain why he kept saying everything smelled like cheese.
Frank: Oh man, classic.
Bill: Haha, good one. That would explain why he kept saying everything smelled like cheese.
Frank: Oh man, classic.
by johnfmartino April 28, 2010
Congratulations on Tossing the Dorito !
by Gwesq February 12, 2016
A man who suffered from invisible lat syndrome, and thus became a gym lunk focusing only on upper body training and thus acquiring a back shaped like a dorito
by Jasprit Ahama March 28, 2021
The crystalline film that forms about the groin and genitals of a person who eats too many Nacho Flavoured Doritos. May be less pronounced in those who prefer "Cool Ranch" variety.
Dude: "Did you figure out what was causing the orange, greasy stains in your gonch?
Bro: "According to WebMD it's gotta be Dorito Crotch."
Dude: "Whoa!"
Bro: "Yeah, I think it will get better if I switch to Cool Ranch."
Dude: "Or get someone to lick it off"
highfives
Bro: "According to WebMD it's gotta be Dorito Crotch."
Dude: "Whoa!"
Bro: "Yeah, I think it will get better if I switch to Cool Ranch."
Dude: "Or get someone to lick it off"
highfives
by R_Chi_Bald March 12, 2015
When you like those crispy, delectable Doritos so much that just the thought of them gives you a raging orgasm that lasts for days.
by Daddy Dorito June 01, 2018
A man who sits alone in a bar, silently planning how he will rule the world by giving out free doritos. All who defy him shall parish at the end of his godly doritos gun. Seems like a good way to go but instead leaves you wanting more. Your last few moments on this earth are filled with your craving for more of that intoxicating, addicting Doritos taste. You stop caring about everything. You stop caring about the type of doritos. All you know is doritos. Doritos are everything. This is how all will fair if you oppose the man in the bar who sits alone planning. Always planning.
That guy over there gave my children Doritos so they now see him as a god. I know the truth. I know a doritos nazi when I see one
by Crisschan. Religious Asian January 19, 2015