opens the wrong end of the doritos

A slang term recently developed in Northern California, implies that one is foolish, ignorant, or posesses below-average intelligence

Well, He certainly opens the wrong end of the Doritos...

by Erin Go Bragh June 21, 2006

chilli doritos day

the day where all chilli dorito lovers unite and have a big feast with no celery in any pasta pots

i can’t wait for chilli doritos day!

by guess you’ll never know 😱 January 29, 2021

Sweaty Doritos

When you're in the boys locker room, you catch a sudden whiff of a terrible smell, almost similar to Doritos. Then the first damn word that pops from your mind is Sweat, the second word is Doritos! Sweaty Doritos!

Guy 1: Oh my god, someone in here smells like Sweaty Doritos!
Guy 2: Hey that's racist, just because I'm Mexican and I eat Doritos!

by XxTheGreyFoxxX May 13, 2016

Carbonated Doritos

Cheese infused truffle butter that bubbles in your mouth

I took a drink of Toms milk and it tasted like carbonated Doritos.

by Beasty04 May 3, 2017

Lady Doritos

When your lady gets a little crusty, aka cool ranch crotch

Went down on my girlfriend but wish I hadn't. She had lady Doritos.

by EnglishSandwhich May 5, 2018

bbg doritos

When you misread Bbq Doritos 😔😟😭👿💔

Bbg Doritos.

by Breathes😍🤩😜😈👹👺🤡💩🤯😳😏 July 24, 2021

3d Doritos

Doritos that are on drugs

aye bro you want 3d Doritos aka Doritos that are high?

by The Epic Yoshi December 13, 2022