A name given to only the finest and most crazy badass in the world. He must know random facts that makes him look very smart. He must be able to get wicked drunk off of twisted tea and beat the shit out of random peoples trucks. He is a man of mystery..
Ryan: "Did you know the average penis size of a white male is 6 inches..?"
Anthony: "Nope.. but you are now the new Donk."
Donk: "I'm the fucking man!"
Anthony: "Nope.. but you are now the new Donk."
Donk: "I'm the fucking man!"
by Antonio69s December 7, 2010
Get the Donkmug. by ScribblesTheDonk August 23, 2020
Get the donkmug. Bush-guy: *holds up beer* Alright, mate?
Badguy: *surprised* Shouldn't you have a gun out here in the jungle?
Bush-guy: *Drinking beer* I dunneed a gun, mate, I got donk.
Badguy: A donk?
Bush-huy: Yeah, a donk!
Badguy: *thinking "what's a donk"?*
Donk: A DONKKKK!! *throws badguy in the air*
Badguy: *surprised* Shouldn't you have a gun out here in the jungle?
Bush-guy: *Drinking beer* I dunneed a gun, mate, I got donk.
Badguy: A donk?
Bush-huy: Yeah, a donk!
Badguy: *thinking "what's a donk"?*
Donk: A DONKKKK!! *throws badguy in the air*
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004
Get the Donkmug. The word was originally for large, badass guys who travel with you in the Australian bush and kick ass for you if anything, man or beast, gives you any problem.
Outback guy sitting on log drinking beer: Cheers Mate!
Badbuy: Shouldn't you have bought a gun instead of beer?
Outback guy: No, I don't need a gun I got a Donk.
Badguy seems perplexed: Whats a Donk?
Donk right before he knocks him out with one punch:
A DONK!!
Badbuy: Shouldn't you have bought a gun instead of beer?
Outback guy: No, I don't need a gun I got a Donk.
Badguy seems perplexed: Whats a Donk?
Donk right before he knocks him out with one punch:
A DONK!!
by BurtonReingold October 29, 2009
Get the Donkmug. by odieodieo September 1, 2009
Get the Donkmug. 1. (n) A really bad poker player. Someone who doesn't know how to play the game very well and therefore plays a lot of muck hands.
2. (v) To lose a hand of poker to someone who plays an awful hand but somehow gets really lucky and hits their cards.
3. (n) Someone who sucks at their trade.
2. (v) To lose a hand of poker to someone who plays an awful hand but somehow gets really lucky and hits their cards.
3. (n) Someone who sucks at their trade.
1. That stupid donk just went all in with 2/7 off, I'm glad he was eliminated from the tournament.
2. I just got donked to hell when some idiot with Jack high bet into my trip Queens and ran a flush.
3. Reche Caldwell is a donk; he dropped two easy passes that cost the New England Patriots four points and, eventually, the AFC Championship Game.
2. I just got donked to hell when some idiot with Jack high bet into my trip Queens and ran a flush.
3. Reche Caldwell is a donk; he dropped two easy passes that cost the New England Patriots four points and, eventually, the AFC Championship Game.
by Devveyovich January 6, 2008
Get the donkmug. by Johnny_aint_dead July 31, 2007
Get the Donkmug.