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Phloppie Disc

The act of a man sticking his genitals, particularly the penis, in between two heavy objects, such as dumbbells, for an extended period of time as they trying to flatten it. They then attempt to insert the flattened penis into the disc tray of a computer or laptop. If the penis successfully gets closed within the tray without the man ejaculating, he wins a free blowjob by all present losers. Ask parents before playing, some conditions may apply. Urban Dictionary is not responsible for any injury incurred attempting the "Phloppie Disc."
Man, I failed the Phloppie Disc challenge... but Carl won... then I contracted Herpes... maybe this was a bad idea.
by theinternetismyplayground January 19, 2017
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New Disc Goofin’

When you get a new disc and have no clue how it’s going to fly you let your card mates know your shot could go any which way by saying new disc goofin’.
Holy shit Braeden that’s the wrong fairway,”

“Oops I was just goofin, new disc goofin’!”
by Swettro Boomin September 18, 2023
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strip a disc

Means to make a mistake or trip out either on drugs or not although usually not. You can also "make somebody strip a disc" meaning to make him mess up or be amazed by something or "trip"

Also can mean being caught lacking or getting pitnout your right mind or vice versa.
"Ima make her strip a disc when I show her all these bands."
"I stripped a disc yesterday they caught me lacking and jumped my ass."
"I almost stripped a disc when dude showed me this magic trick but I figured out what he did."
"Last night I srtipped a disc off the molly."
by Ski slumped September 8, 2018
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flip a disc

Ten year old: You're such a fricking hecker!
Other ten year old: Go flip a disc!
*Everyone gasps
by thesmolnugget December 12, 2018
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Capacitance Electronic Disc

CEDs are conductive vinyl platters that are 30.0 cm (11.8 in) in diameter. To avoid using the metric system to name their discs, they were called "12 inch discs" even though they were actually slightly smaller. Each side of the disc has grooves that are about 19 miles long and are 37 times smaller than the grooves on a regular phonograph record. When the disc is playing, it spins at about 450 times per minute and each rotation of the disc contained several frames of audio and visual information.

To read the disc, a titanium needle was placed very lightly on the outer edge of the disc. A small electric current was then passed thru the center of the needle, where it would touch the bottom of the groove and read the audio information, which was stored in small holes. The needle would read these by detecting how much air was between the needle and the pit and then the electronics of the player would convert these into audio. The visual information was stored in the grooves and were read like a regular phonograph record. As the needle passed over the grooves, it would vibrate and the player would convert the vibrations into the pictures.
"Man, why use Laserdiscs when you can use Capacitance Electronic Discs!"
by Fox McCloud 123 September 30, 2011
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diddle disc

The correct term to use when referring to a female circle jerk.
The feminists had a 'discussion' about oppression the other day, it was a complete diddle disc.
by I got nothing May 7, 2015
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floppy disc

a floppy vagina with a lot of skin; the crappy kind
guy: Shit man! My girlfriend has a fucking floppy disc!!
man: hahahahah! sucks fo you!
by blu3hat July 25, 2010
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