one direction

liars

one direction: if you looked this up then you know what i mean

by i heart milfs April 21, 2020

one direction

5 british boys - sorry niall, 4 brit boys and one irish boy - who are very hot and talented. they are currently on an 18 month hiatus except the problem is it’s been 5 years. they are the only boys who can be so hot and fucking adorable at the same time and that combined with their accents makes me pregnant, im sure many other fans will agree

wow, one direction are so beautiful

by onedirectionisalifestyle November 6, 2021

one direction concert

A place where fans meet up at an arena or stadium and listen to one direction (the best boyband ever) live..usually the concert consists of 80% fans and 20% carrots.at the concert you should expect twitter questions, lyric changes, falling , them eating on stage, and them being chased by security.

I went to a one direction concert on june 28,2013 and im now having post concert depression

by jenna horan April 16, 2014

one direction

A gay boy band from the fuckin UK who sing about shoving their tiny dicks into 12 year old girl's bloody vaginas.

One Erection: You've got that... one thing. (VAGINA) I need that.. one thing (VAGINA.).
Little Girl: I HAVE THAT ONE THING. I NEED MOAR.
One Direction: I like to... eat UR LITTLE PENISES.

by Y U NO LIEK ME March 27, 2013

One Direction

Fifty shades of fucked-up.

"One Direction is the shadiest band of all time".

by Wallflower56 August 8, 2015

One Direction

A shitty boy band that basically came out of nowhere. They're only famous because they won X Factor. They produce horrible over-autotuned music, look like they're not even 16, and the only slightly good thing they have going for them is their hair. They mind control girls into liking them and their disgusting music. The only thing their fans talk about is how "hot" One Direction is and how they want to fuck various members. If anyone even dares to voice their opinion on them, these girls will track you down and force you to say differently.

Girl 1: OH EM GEEEEEEE NIALL IS LYK SO HAWT(:
Girl 2: I KNOOOEEWW RIIITE? I LYK SOOO WANNA FUCKKK HIMM ONE DIRECTION FOR LYFEEEEE
Guy: What the fuck is your problem?

by ronburgundythethird June 6, 2012

Erection Direction

When some dude pops a woody and someone else notices his rock hard yogurt cannon then said first party must identify the underlying cause of his unnaturally erect wang. This is the "erection direction".

Most people signify the erection direction, or ED, with a subtle finger. If you're feeling bold use your meat steak to point.

Woah...Isaac. You have a massive hard on right now. Wheres the ED?

Yeah the erection direction is right over there. *points at Mariah*

by Gabby Big D February 9, 2009