"Be right there I'm soothing the weeping Cyclops."
by Reverend War June 07, 2018
An informal clause in a matter of contractual obligation, which states that the undersigned person(s) agree not to use the ship of sale as a means of tax fraud by scuttling the ship itself, premeditatively and deliberately. The namesake of this clause is the 540 foot Proteus Class collier, USS Cyclops (AC-4), which mysteriously disappeared on 4 March 1918 while navigating the Bermuda Triangle. The circumstances of its disappearance remain a mystery to this day, as no wreck of any kind has been discovered. It is highly theorized among historians that it was sunk in order to collect its insurance as revenue. This highly scandalous practice is frowned upon by maritime institutions across the globe and hold with it serious legal ramifications if the any discrepancies in the conspiracy itself are found.
I can’t sell my boat. I think I’m gonna sink it on purpose to collect the insurance.
No! You can’t do that! Didn’t you read the Cyclops Clause?
No! You can’t do that! Didn’t you read the Cyclops Clause?
by liminal sleepwalker May 07, 2024
The trio had faced many challenges before, but this time they were up against the biggest cyclops in the world. This one-eyed giant was twice the size of a house and had an insatiable hunger for destruction.
The trio knew that this was a challenge that they could not face with their regular skills alone. They had to use their ultimate abilities to stand a chance against the cyclops.
Malte began folding sheets of paper into a series of intricate shapes. He folded a sheet into a sword, another into a shield, and yet another into a bow and arrow. His paper weapons were sharp and durable, and he was ready to strike.
Vilmer picked up his paintbrush and began to paint. He painted a wall that would protect them from the cyclops' blows, a giant ball to trap the cyclops, and a series of ropes to bind the cyclops' feet. His paintings were vivid and lifelike, and he was ready to unleash them.
Johan closed his eyes and focused his energy. He reached out to the earth and felt the vibrations beneath his feet. He raised his hands and summoned a powerful earthquake that shook the ground beneath the cyclops' feet. He followed it up with a bolt of lightning that struck the cyclops right in the eye, stunning it momentarily.
The trio knew that this was a challenge that they could not face with their regular skills alone. They had to use their ultimate abilities to stand a chance against the cyclops.
Malte began folding sheets of paper into a series of intricate shapes. He folded a sheet into a sword, another into a shield, and yet another into a bow and arrow. His paper weapons were sharp and durable, and he was ready to strike.
Vilmer picked up his paintbrush and began to paint. He painted a wall that would protect them from the cyclops' blows, a giant ball to trap the cyclops, and a series of ropes to bind the cyclops' feet. His paintings were vivid and lifelike, and he was ready to unleash them.
Johan closed his eyes and focused his energy. He reached out to the earth and felt the vibrations beneath his feet. He raised his hands and summoned a powerful earthquake that shook the ground beneath the cyclops' feet. He followed it up with a bolt of lightning that struck the cyclops right in the eye, stunning it momentarily.
The cyclops roared in anger and charged at the trio. Malte held up his paper sword and shield, blocking the cyclops' first blow. Vilmer unleashed his painted wall, which held up against the cyclops' onslaught. Johan continued to manipulate the earth, causing the ground beneath the cyclops to rumble and tremble.
The trio fought with everything they had, using their ultimate abilities to their fullest. The cyclops was strong, but they were stronger, and they fought with all their might.
In the end, the cyclops was defeated. It fell to the ground with a mighty thud, defeated by the trio's ultimate abilities. The trio breathed a sigh of relief, knowing that they had saved the day once again.
As they walked away from the defeated cyclops, the trio knew that they were truly a team. They had each other's backs, and they had their ultimate abilities to rely on in the direst of situations. They knew that there would be more challenges to come, but they were ready for whatever the world had in store for them.
The trio fought with everything they had, using their ultimate abilities to their fullest. The cyclops was strong, but they were stronger, and they fought with all their might.
In the end, the cyclops was defeated. It fell to the ground with a mighty thud, defeated by the trio's ultimate abilities. The trio breathed a sigh of relief, knowing that they had saved the day once again.
As they walked away from the defeated cyclops, the trio knew that they were truly a team. They had each other's backs, and they had their ultimate abilities to rely on in the direst of situations. They knew that there would be more challenges to come, but they were ready for whatever the world had in store for them.
by Onegreatstorytellerdude. February 16, 2023
Cycloped is a surgical cosmetic procedure which removes one and centres the remaining eye to the centre of the face.
George chose to have his left eye removed when he asked Professor Si Klopp to perform the Cycloped cosmetic surgery.
by Markusmcb April 17, 2018
He's a real cyclop gay
by Retarded balls July 01, 2023
"is that a zebra crossing?" "No, its a Cyclops crossing"
by Becky A... February 15, 2019
When you purposely give somebody pink eye (both eyes), thus causing them to resemble the popular X-Men character when he doesn’t have his glasses on.
by Val-da-lero August 10, 2019