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Gareth Carling

A player created on FIFA Street by a YouTuber with a dusty trim. He is 6 foot 6, 250kg (probably), a six pack and a purple crew cut.

Born in Stoke, he breeds bulldogs and has 7 at his home.
He is the captain of FIFA Street team StellaFC who competed in 4 games before disbanding in Gareth Carling scored 58 seconds into his debut after dribbling past 2 and finishing under the keepers legs. Despite a good start, StellaFC went on to lose 5-1
In their second game Gareth scored a brilliant volley to take the lead but they then went 3-1 down after some defensive errors. But Gareth completed his hat trick and made it 3-3 with a controversial goal and a cool finish into the corner. StellaFC player Jensen then scored two solo goals to give StellaFC their only ever win.
In their 3rd game they lost 5-3 as a dusty trimmed youtuber complained about the AI not doing enough skills.

In the 4th game, Gareth did several Ronaldinho-like skill runs but couldn’t find the finish. He also put in several crunching tackles which got him praise from Graeme Souness. Souness said ‘if Paul Pogba did that he would good enough to get into the Scotland team’.
StellaFC never played again but the rumour is because FNG didn’t want to play FIFA Street because FTW was making him money.
Gareth Carling after this ended up getting a lifetime subscription to Nuts magazine.

Gareth ended his career with 5 goals in 4 games with StellaFC winning 1 out of 4.
Gareth Carling’s done an absolute madness! Gaz on a mad one!
by bobjeffbobbyjeffy October 28, 2021
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George Carlin

A guy that really was from the same neighborhood as his brother, it wasn't just his pretentious bullshit that kept him there for many years, it was home for him. He was a real person.
George Carlin wasn't a guy from New Jersey pretending to be from New York or using five different pseudonyms, he was himself all the time.
by The Original Agahnim November 4, 2021
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Carlin's Cleaver

Clarity-providing principle, similar to how Occam’s razor is a problem-solving principle, used to illuminate the pervasiveness of a given trait or characteristic in a given population.

The name is in reference to George Carlin who 1st applied the principle to stupidity, in his stand-up comedy. “Think of how stupid the average person is; and then realize, half of them are stupider than that.”
Michael couldn’t believe Laimbeer could be that petty, until he applied Carlin's Cleaver and remembered how it’s not necessarily that out of the ordinary.

Christopher was stressed over the number of inconsistency’s in religious dogma until Carlin's Cleaver put his mind at ease and he never expected uniformity, again.
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Carlince

Carlince is a very pretty boy with very long eyelashes and beautiful smile. he makes his girlfriend feel very loved and very happy. overall he's the best <3
"Yo, there goes carlince"
"Dawg..hes so pretty"
"Yea and I bet he makes his gf very happy"
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Bayard Carlin

Hard riding cyclist and techno wizard.
BAYARD CARLIN pronounced Byard not bay_ard or Byron or brian or Bay_rad
by Mr Techno Guy February 4, 2010
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carling

to go door to door and punch people in the face
one day, i was carling my way through the streets when some girl said she didnt like carling so i carled her so hard that she had to get stitches
by DarCyZ December 10, 2008
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