Cumlapse

When you nut so good that your legs can't hold you up anymore

Dude, I had a major Cumlapse in the bathroom just now...

by thelionking____ March 18, 2021

Cumosapien

Someone who ejaculates too much.

I'm watching Pornhub with another Cumosapien. Leave me alone mom!

by BuckOfTheEye April 5, 2021

cumcap

A cumcap is the action of continuously caking sperm onto the tip of the penis for years until it forms a crust over the tip.

Dude, I have been developing my cumcap for almost a decade!

by Mrbluesky_621 November 7, 2021

Cumsplatter

To completely cover ones face with large quantities of semen

Damn Man you hear last night I gave ciara a big old cumsplatter,she loved

by Mommajanges December 19, 2021

Cumswap

When keyboard warriors are brawling in the middle of a comment section, uttering this sacred word will require them to advocate for the opposite of their beliefs with the same vigour

A: "Man I fucking hate capitalism"
B: "Without capitalism you would be dead"
C: "Cumswap"
A: "The freer the market The freer the people, trickle down economics works babyy
B: *Chants Soviet Anthem*

by SaugaMan97 May 19, 2022

Cumspiration

The act of thinking about another person to achieve orgasm while engaging in sexual intercourse with your significant other.

I use my 10th grade math teacher as my cumspiration when I can't finish with my wife.

by Winkwink628 June 26, 2022

cumspensful

Verb.

The act of building up cum for a few days before meeting a sexual partner, girl/boy friend etc. and delivering said stored cum in outrageous quantities.

The last four days have been very cumspensful but I finally unloaded all over my girlfriend and she was absolutely blown away

by katastrophy September 13, 2022