Clenching involves you and at least 2 of your closest friends whom you have absolutely no sexual feelings towards. All three participants leave their clothes ON and squish into a twin size bed in a spooning position. Then proceed to bounce up and down/hump to the tune of "shots" by Lmfao while chanting "clench clench clench". Continue til exhaustion, then fall asleep maintaining position. Usually done when completely wasted. Often accompanied by feelings of "WTF" the next day upon reaching sobriety.
guy: did you get any last night?
guy 2: yeah, dude, I clenched these two hot roommates last night. They had ass for dayzzz.
guy: damn. sounds wild
guy 2: yeah, dude, I clenched these two hot roommates last night. They had ass for dayzzz.
guy: damn. sounds wild
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The act of one male homesexual tightening up his anus so as to increase the pleasure of his partner. To make ones asshole tighter.
"I'm having a difficult time taking a leak today...Robert's been clenching the shit outta me lately.
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Get the Clench mug.the best word in the world is mainly used to define the making of frozen yoghurt and or ice cream and smoothies. Curnch basically means great.
pronounced: kur-n-ch
pronounced: kur-n-ch
by curnchy bulbous foetus May 28, 2018
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Also known as well as similar word to fitchíex
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Also known as well as similar word to fitchíex
(Silent x at the end)
Confetti glitter rain at the end yay funs!!!
Don’t eat drugs kiddos!!!
Person 1: I have a mystical cuetchtion
Person 2: is that cuetchtion about the ded fitchīe?
Perron 3: stop being a phytoplankton computer with dislexabetes!
Person 1: that was a good cuetchtion!
Person 2: where did you get that soggy munchkin?!
Person 1: it’s not a munchkin it’s a SEBRA!
Person 3: we are not at the zoo but in MAGICAL.
Person 2: I guess your write, okay I believe your head now.
Goodnight I have eaten the mignuget
Person 2: is that cuetchtion about the ded fitchīe?
Perron 3: stop being a phytoplankton computer with dislexabetes!
Person 1: that was a good cuetchtion!
Person 2: where did you get that soggy munchkin?!
Person 1: it’s not a munchkin it’s a SEBRA!
Person 3: we are not at the zoo but in MAGICAL.
Person 2: I guess your write, okay I believe your head now.
Goodnight I have eaten the mignuget
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Friend: "Is Tommy here?"
Mom: "Yes, he's upstairs in his room"
Friend: "Okay" *goes to walk upstairs*
Mom: "I wouldn't go up there unless you want to watch/hear him clenching the wrench. He's been doing it all week."
Mom: "Yes, he's upstairs in his room"
Friend: "Okay" *goes to walk upstairs*
Mom: "I wouldn't go up there unless you want to watch/hear him clenching the wrench. He's been doing it all week."
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