Maximum Cuddles

The most that two men can possibly cuddle.

"You're liquoring me up to see if you can get me onto this blanket and do Maximum Cuddles with you!"

"What?"

"That's the most that two men can possibly cuddle!

by YourNameIsAlreadyBeingUsedBySo October 13, 2008

gypsy cuddle

to have sex with someone without their express consent.

example 1
jimi: dude, did you just rape that chick?
mark: nah man, just gave her a gypsy cuddle.

example 2
girl: what are you doing?
guy: relax, i'm just giving you a gypsy cuddle

by joshandymatt October 23, 2010

cuddle rape

v. To sometimes violently cuddle with someone against their consent.

I couldn't sleep, much less breathe, because Adrienne was cuddle raping me all night.

by Tool Chest July 13, 2005

cuddle whore

A person (usually a woman) obsessed with cuddling. Sometimes the person herself (or her close friends) will use this term jokingly.

Kate is such a cuddle whore that she asked half our party guests to hug her!

by Ingeborg S. Nordén May 03, 2006

anti-cuddle

Sex.

I'm going to anti-cuddle her tonight!

by notmelanoma December 29, 2011

Methane Cuddle

While spooning (a form of cuddling), the little spoon farts into the crotch of the big spoon, warming them both.

On cold winter nights, Methane Cuddles help me sleep.

by Stumanji January 25, 2012

cuddle hoe

A skeezer who is constantly cuddling with random various guys or girls and animals but never goes all the way; in other words a tease.

Amanda Navajo just cuddle-hoed my best friend and the neighbor in one weekend.

Cuddle hoe fasho.

by Chrito-Gel November 08, 2010