crypticery

The unspoken darkside of tomfoolery, communicated verbaly with mal-intent.

Telling someone they should go somewhere or do something and leading them to believe that something other than what transpires will happen.

Sheila just got Sam to totally go do that. That was some serious crypticery.

by MadEtcha November 19, 2011

Cryptic Coke

A sexual position involving a Rubik's cube stuffed in the male urethra while having sex with a prostitute who does cocaine off the floor.

I fucked your mom in the Cryptic Coke last night.

by sweetie bee October 18, 2012

CryptedGods

Some kiddie who hacks ROBLOX accounts, whilst taking their money indirectly. Also probably is a gang skid. Responsible for around 60k hacked robux.

You saw that kiddo named CryptedGods? He hacked my account!

by Some Guy you met June 6, 2017

cryptik

A group of young pals, who spend their Freetime playing video games and screaming.

All in all, their behavior is pretty cryptic, hence the name.

-"Have you seen these boys over there?"
-"Yeah, they're a cryptik."

by DjangoUnbrained February 15, 2018

Cryptite

Cryptite is an admin on a server called loka aka niggerite cuz hes bad and black

Nationalistic got banned because Cryptite is very bad and big nignog

by skujew June 17, 2018

Criptidas

When someone goes crippled and it spreads everywhere and in turns to cripple town

Yo bro, she gonna give us criptidas

by Bcwjr2006 add me on fortnite November 7, 2019

Crypti

Crypti is a 50-year-old man's username, acting as a quirky e-girl on discord.
You will mostly likely, fall for this and you'll be heart broken, or disgusted
or your the smart one and will be smart and not fall for Crypti

person 1: Yo! There's this girl on discord, and we're going on a date tonight!
person 2: What's their user?
person 1: Crypti!
person 2: *sighing, putting both hands on person one*
person 1: *tilting his head frowning* dude-
person 2: They're probably a middle-aged man dude, I wouldn't go
person 1: *tears start to prick his eyes,* n-no, it can't- it can't be! She said- She said she was a girl!
person 2: it's okay, it's okay, it's alright, *hugging person 1*
person 1: *sobbing*
person 2: it's alright...

by Crypti May 14, 2020