by PlatinumX22 August 11, 2008
Get the Crystal Skull mug.When a girl talks way too much about horoscopes and crystal energy.
This person is commonly agreed upon as the stupidest and simultaneously most fun member of her friend group often times making decisions based upon the universes state at any given time.
This person is commonly agreed upon as the stupidest and simultaneously most fun member of her friend group often times making decisions based upon the universes state at any given time.
Person1: “My ex is my twin flame and even our moon signs match. I KNOW we are getting back together in 5 years.”
Person1: “...Stephanie, stop being such a crystal bitch.”
Person1: “...Stephanie, stop being such a crystal bitch.”
by HealthcareIssues April 23, 2021
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The deadest school ever, the yr 11s are one of the neekiest kids ever and the teachers are just wafflers like mr slade i hope someone catches Corona and the school has to close
Im in Harris Crystal Palace
by T1.Sav March 15, 2020
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by El Jefé March 24, 2019
Get the Crystal mug.Most crystal children were born in the 1990s. These children have taken the psychic and telepathic abilities of the indigos to even greater heights. Spontaneous unconditional love and psychic healing abilities are key traits of these children. Some crystals were born in the 70s and 80s as scouts to see if the world was ready for these extraordinary children.
by therealplayerone April 8, 2019
Get the Crystal Child mug.In situations when everything is relatively normal, then turned completely upside down in an extremely absurd way.
Crysis, first off, you fight Koreans, then Aliens.
Trauma Center, you are a doctor, fighting the plague of disease, then aliens.
Trauma Center, you are a doctor, fighting the plague of disease, then aliens.
by OHGOF February 8, 2009
Get the Crysis mug.When the teacher asked little Timmy how he got his homework done so fast, Timmy replied,
"I went home and did some crystal math."
"I went home and did some crystal math."
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