crusties

aka crustpunks crustypunks. plural form of the terms crusty and crustpunk. crusties are fans of the genre of harsh punk rock/hardcore music called crustcore, crust punk or simply crust. a member of the crustcore punk scene. some crusties are also squatters or homeless. some obvious looks associated with the crusty milieu are black cloths, butt flaps, facial tattoos, lots of patches, dread locks and punk rock hair styles, bottle and lighter heads clamped on to clothes, canine animal companions, bullet belts and sleeveless jean jackets. some popular bands include Dystopia, Amebix, Antiscism, Mankind?, Doom, and Hiatus.

hey did you see those 2 drunk crusties kids get in a fight over a dumpstered bagel yesterday?

by darkmugan May 31, 2005

crustie

A dried bodily secretion in or near an orifice, such as the nostril or anus. Examples include boogers or hardened fecal matter. They are often trapped in hair filaments and require effort to remove.

Jim: So we were going to the beach, and-
Bruce: Bro, you've got a crustie in your nose
Jim: Ew, thanks bro *wipes it*

by Spagoons May 19, 2018

Cristina

The most amazing girl you could ever meet. Usually has only had one boyfriend who messed up allowing an angel to enter her life to show her how things should be. Although it may take her a while to embrace the angel and be happy it will happen in all due time. The type of girl that will always get happiness from her angel and will always be best friends even if they date and it does not work out. Although that is highly doubtful that they won't work out they will seeing that angel's are sent down by God to provide said Cristina with happiness.

Guy 1:Yo did you hear what that caleb dude did?

Guy 2: Yea man he cheated on his girl and she turned into a real cristina.

Guy 1: word, now she got an angel, he is so dumb for letting that one go

by 01232011 November 10, 2010

crusticals

while taking a shit if you smell your nuts more then the shit then you have crusticls

"i haven't showered for 5 days i got some wicked crusticals going on"

by Blacknasty July 2, 2008

'crastin

Quite simply, a shortened word for procrastinating.

Person 1: Have you done your homework?
Person 2: Nah man I've been 'crastin.

by Longshanks McCreary January 25, 2011

Crushing Chips

Male Masturbation

A man who is jacking off out of control.

Anita came home and caught Earl in the barn crushing chips.

by Sam Hearawls July 20, 2011

Crushing Tush

Similar to crushing puss. When gay dudes go out looking for man tail.

Bro: Man, I love this song. Gets me in the mood for crushing tush
Dude: You mean crushing puss right?

Bro: ya sure... Pussy...love that stuff

by givehimtheclamps April 14, 2017