A Virtual Leap Cruncher (VLC) is a metaphysical experience whose purpose is to disrupt the focus and concentration of a remote individual by another person with specific training and sufficient experience to deliver the disruptive force through a leap of the mind which is capable of transcending the barriers of space and time. A VCL is not intended to inflict physical or mental harm but rather is designed to disorient the recipient via an unexpected metaphysical encounter (the crunch) elevating the recipient to a new plane of awareness. The new insights gained by the recipient may last for minutes, days, months, years, decades or a lifetime.
1. Dave delivered a virtual leap cruncher that confused Gary for two hours.
2. I was hesitant to deliver a virtual leap cruncher.
2. I was hesitant to deliver a virtual leap cruncher.
by Gary Schroeder November 23, 2020
Surprise sideways leap by an individual to the shoulder of an unsuspecting person (the crunch) for the purpose of creating new awareness in the recipient. An LC is not intended to inflict physical harm but rather is intended to be symbolic of the need for a change in one’s direction in life. The result is discombobulating of mindfulness of the recipient in order to gain new awareness. The bemusement of the recipient may last minutes, hours, days, months, years, decades or even for life.
1. Dave delivered a lasting physical leap cruncher.
2. Gary was the recipient of a nasty physical leap cruncher and hasn’t been the same since.
2. Gary was the recipient of a nasty physical leap cruncher and hasn’t been the same since.
by Gary Schroeder December 03, 2020
When you put your dick in an apple and then put the apple-dick combo inside a camel. You then punch the camel on it’s sides so it’s asshole tightens and crunches the apple.
by hitlersashes December 09, 2019
When a hindu sticks a pizza roll up anothers ass hole until it cums out of there dick and there partner sucks it out and shoves it deep in there scrotum until they can't resist any longer.
by Reginald Summers December 01, 2017
Bollock molestor
by Philan the Barbarian September 01, 2003
A person with a fetish for oral sex on women or the act of muff diving by one woman on another. Often used as an insult.
"You are such a crevice cruncher Alex"
"did you see that vidio of Sarah giving Marie a good creace crunching last night...it was beautiful"
"do you want to participate in the act of crevice crumching tonight dear?"
"did you see that vidio of Sarah giving Marie a good creace crunching last night...it was beautiful"
"do you want to participate in the act of crevice crumching tonight dear?"
by Nicole Downs November 11, 2007
by IamJesushearMeRoar November 20, 2009