nerd cruncher

One who fights nerds and puts dem triks in der place

Hey, did you see Mc Mad Max the nerd cruncher crunch that nerd yesterday? That nerd had to be airlifted to the hospital.

by MC MAD MAX THE NERD CRUNCHER December 29, 2007

cookie cruncher

When a Person's foot comes into sharp contact with the female genitals.

"spread yer legs catriona! prepare to get a cookie cruncher mutha farmer!!!!"

by Hayleyisthesex July 13, 2006

carrot cruncher

City dwellers term for those who come from the country.

"That CARROT CRUNCHER don't even know how to do up his shoe laces."

by mugwump November 13, 2004

pickle cruncher

a guy who likes to bang many times a day 24/7 and will eat picklees often the will acatonaly eat otheres dicks

that guy was a huge pickle cruncher oh yah

by joe iwishihadafinger May 25, 2010

tallahassee pelvic cruncher

When a man and woman are having love, they are both on there knee's doggie style facing away from each other then when they start to cum they both have diarhea on each other.

Kent gave Sally the tallahassee pelvic cruncher at my party the other day and left a real mess.

by roizilla November 19, 2007

crevice cruncher

A person with a fetish for oral sex on women or the act of muff diving by one woman on another. Often used as an insult.

"You are such a crevice cruncher Alex"

"did you see that vidio of Sarah giving Marie a good creace crunching last night...it was beautiful"

"do you want to participate in the act of crevice crumching tonight dear?"

by Nicole Downs December 5, 2007

Batty Cruncher

Meaning chewing on the centre of one's ass.

"YO batty cruncher, stop biting on the centre of my bumbarass"

by IamJesushearMeRoar November 19, 2009