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Crunch Cornered

When you drink so much alcohol you are past tipsy/drunk and you are between parraletic and serious alcohol poisoning!
Hey! soph you wanna get crunch cornered on friday?
yeah sure

what we drinking?
perno!
by Wright247 March 28, 2009
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crunchy beats

1) Any music played at a club or party that make the crowd go crazy with excitement

2) Beats that make even the most wore out person get jacked

3) Songs with bass hits that make your chest rattle

Definitions come from random explanations of various parties and clubs people come from where the music causes temporary deafness. Also can be from dance parties where the dancing is so crazy you practically have to use protection to prevent pregnancy.
Dude, we went to this club last night and the DJ was playin some crunchy beats.
by Sober_J_Bone March 30, 2011
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Crunch Face

The cute face people (usually female) make to express happiness. Usually the person making the crunch face will close their eyes and smile with their mouth closed. The emoticon "^-^" represents the crunch face.
I made a crunch face when he started cuddling me because it made me feel all warm and tingly.
by meepermatson July 9, 2011
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Fuck Crunchies

Small, whitish, particles or crumb-like residue typically found on bed sheets the day after a heavy session of pussy-banging. The volume of fuck crunchies directly varies with: 1) the amount of "wetness" that had been experienced by the woman's pussy, 2) the amount of coming by both parties.
My buddy Ethan sat down on my bed, but was entirely disgusted when he realized that he'd sat in a minefield of fuck crunchies from me & Liz the night before.
by Shel_TR February 6, 2009
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cooter crunch

the female version of a tea bag. this is when a woman waits until someone is asleep and drops her "cooter" on his or her face as a form of a prank. this is quite a feat and should be praised for the creativity and execution.
Jessica cooter crunched Laura while she was asleep, we all died laughing.
by md/urban March 12, 2009
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barbie crunch

Another word for the death drop. You know how a Barbie doll could put their legs all the way back it’s like that.
Danm she did the Barbie crunch...
Yeah that must hurt.
by Alewi_21 January 5, 2019
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Doo Doo Crunch

An expression used to describe something that really sucks.
"Don't go see the new Ben Affleck movie, it is doo doo crunch."
by Mr Puddles December 1, 2009
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