Chucking a Gary

"Chucking a Gary" is term given to an individual who creates the most bullshit stories you've ever heard. A fabricator of the most elaborated and ridiculous stories imaginable.

Person1 “hey man, did you hear I’m paying to be the first space tourist ever?”
Person2 “Bullshit, stop chucking a Gary”
Person1 "nah seriously, and my uncle has 10 ferraris in his roof"

by SammyL February 7, 2010

Cracking her cunt

The female equivalent of "busting your balls"

I told my mom I was busting her balls and she said she didn't have any balls. I therefore deduced I was cracking her cunt as I lightly joked around with her.

Jill: Hurry up and get ready Tina, all the makeup this side of China ain't gonna make you look good.
Tina: O quit cracking my cunt Jill, not all of us can be gold digging whores with natural good looks.

by CharliePowerHouse May 31, 2015

Cracking a Wadders

Masturbating while at work.

Man 1: Where's Mike?
Man 2: I don't know. He must be cracking a wadders again. We'll have to wait.

by Barmy Army October 10, 2017

cracking cheese

another way of saying smegma

it was that day that it happened.it was an ordinary day and i had just woke up so my vision was still blurry.i could just make out the outline of a woman and my dick.as my vision got better i saw that it was my mom,charlie.she hopped on top of me and landed on my dick,which was rock solid.she was moving so fast that i didn't know what she was doing until i felt my dick slip in her tight,warm,juicy and hairy pussy.we then had the biggest orgasms of our lives. after that moment my mom got pregnant with my son and since that day i hadn't thought about washing my dick.she pulled my pants down and as she rolled back my foreskin she said your dick stinks.it was then that my worst nightmare happened two men came through my wall. one said always swallow with a smile and the other said cracking cheese i see. i then fainted then woke up in my bed. it turned out i had a wet dream but i remembered this always swallow with a smile and cracking cheese i see.

the end

by charlie jayne January 1, 2018

Comment Clucking

Having a conversation with someone in a comment box on a social network (i.e Facebook) and then deleting all your comments so it looks like that person has been talking to them self.

BEFORE Comment Clucking:

MATTY: You look well pretty!

GEORGE: Pah! No she dosen't!

MATTY: What's it got to do with you george?

GEORGE: Just leave me alone. idiot.

MATTY: No.

GEORGE: Yes.

AFTER Comment Clucking:

GEORGE: Pah! No she dosen't!

GEORGE: Just leave me alone. idiot.

GEORGE: Yes.

by Loremipsumdolorsitamet November 26, 2010

Bean Crocking

When a group of horny females get together and simultaneously frig their beans. Usually turns into a hot, wet orgy.

My girl friends came over and after a few drinks we started getting wet and horny we were bean crocking the rest of the night.

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019

Whats cracking on the blender

Vegan or comedian alternative for "Whats cracking on the skillet ?" (first spotted in 1 of Alisa Amerigo standup specials).

Hey, whats cracking on the blender ! Pls. dont answer ! Im just telling you "hi, wassup".

by OliviaWild February 28, 2021