coke

An addictive soda.

An addictive drug.

Young Boy: I'm addicted to Coke.

Bum: Me too.

by Pi$T0L February 3, 2005

coke birds

The birds of early morning and often the first signs of life heard when doing coke into the wee hours of the morning.

I know it is time for us to go home when the coke birds come out.

by closerdown January 2, 2010

Cube Coke

An alcoholic beverage consumed in your cubicle while working. Usually consumed out of a non-discript cup or company mug.

She enjoyed a refreshing cube coke while working late nights during tax season.

by little miss 1040 March 12, 2008

Coke-can Bandit

An unidentified person who secretly leaves large unflushable shits in the toilets at work

'No way! It could be Belpop, Kennard or Hughsey but Backholer is far too skinny to be a coke-can bandit'

by BDAdmin March 24, 2009

J-Coke

High quality Japanese cocaine.

Man, Tony Montana could have been the shit if he had some of this J-Coke

by John-kun Wrigleys December 6, 2006

Diet Coke Condom

When one takes a condom, fills it with diet coke and freezes it. The Diet Coke Condom can be used as a weapon for self-defense or as a dildo, it has other uses too.

The Diet Coke Condom was invented by popular manga bishonen schoolboy Rodrick Heffley as a weapon against his younger brother Manny-kun.

Rodrick has filled a condom with Diet Coke, froze it, and bashed Manny over the head with it. Manny has fucking died. The Diet Coke Condom is a deadly weapon.

by DietCokeCondom6969696 April 30, 2021

And a Diet Coke

Four magic words which completely completely invalidate your prior sentence, protecting you from calories, thus preventing you from feeling bad about the massive amount of fat and carbohydrates you're about to consume. Used after ordering food, especially fast food. This sentence is used much the same way as "No homo" and "But I'm not a racist" are used.

Cashier: "Welcome to McDonald's, how may I take your order?"
350 lbs: "Yes, I'd like a Big Mac, extra bacon, extra cheese, an order of twenty Chicken McNuggets with BBQ sauce, A McRib, A large order of fries, Two Chocolate chip cookies, and a McFlurrie with M&M's. And a Diet Coke. I have to watch my Blood sugar after all."

by Dougms March 20, 2016