Croc cock

When a penis has a hard or scale like skin that looks like a crocodile

“Omg you have croc cock?!

“Is that a croc cock?

I watched a porno the other day and this bloke had a croc cock

The condom looked like croc cock

Did I just get impregnated by a croc cock?

by Eatmyasslikeatranny July 30, 2019

Croc Pot

When you and a group of your closest mates gather around a croc sandal and each viciously fuck a hole on the sandal. After a few of you cum its just some meat marinating in its juices hence the name croc pot.

"Hey wanna gather the bois and do a croc pot?"

"Hell Yeah!!"

by Unoriginaltwat January 7, 2020

Croc Shaming

The act of degradation of a person because they are wearing the god forbidden sandals known as crocs.

Daniel was suffering croc shaming as he was wearing khaki crocs.

by Bantermansogetrktmate February 11, 2017

croc socker

A person who wears socks with their Crocs

Hey your a croc socker!

by Baggy Moe November 29, 2013

croc whore

a loser who wears crocs religiously. the type of person who gave the middle finger to fashion and decided it was a good idea to buy those ugly shoes and wear them everywhere.

that girl wears crocs all the time....she is a croc whore

that shoe store would turn any bubblegum rich girl into a croc whore.

by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008

Croc of Shit

Australian insult for something fake, vulgar or generally bullshit. Must be said in an Australian accent, usually pronounced "Croc o Shit" or "Croc a Shit". See Miley Cyrus.

Steve: Did you see Miley Cyrus' latest video?
Sheila: Yeah. What a Croc of Shit.

Brenda: Did you hear Mike went surfing with Elvis Presley's ghost the other day?
Sheila: Yeah. The whole story's a Croc of Shit to me.

by EdSwag203 November 9, 2013

croc-pox

suntan in hole shape on your feet from wearing croc's in the sun!

oh, no- I took off my crocs to do dress up night and croc-pox were visible through girlie shoes!!!

by Paty's Mommy February 7, 2010