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good citizen

When a person feels the need to watch his or her neighborhood for any behavior they see as bad/dangerous and will ruin anyones day. Although they consider themselves good citizens they are often intimidating and could possibly be mistaken for a neo-fascist leader.
Clint: *breaks glass* I love breaking glass. Its pretty cool and totally harmless. It makes the street look like it has diamonds in it and totally enhances the look of anything.

Will: I agree. It does look pretty cool.

Good Citizen: Hey, You wanna pick that up now?!?!?! I'm saying this with a beer in my hand. I think later i'll go drive in my car and get in an accident but i'll judge you for breaking glass and making the ground look like it has the appearence of diamonds. Rawr. I'm a totally raging alcoholic, I'm a good citizen making kids pick up shards of glass.
by iwannabeanalcoholic April 17, 2005
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Citizenise

Cit-i-zen-ise {sit-uh-zuh n-ahyz} verb: the act of supporting local businesses, entrepreneurs and creative individuals.
"Our company needs to citizenise and buy more from ..."
by Citizenise May 5, 2013
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critzen

a young man whos only thinks of his height and all woman laugh at his jokes.
by Drakofirefox November 17, 2020
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Citizen journalism

Citizen journalism, also known as collaborative media,1:61 participatory journalism,citation needed democratic journalism,2 guerrilla journalism3 or street journalism,4 is based upon public citizens "playing an active role in the process of collecting, reporting, analyzing, and disseminating news and information."5 Similarly, Courtney C. Radsch defines citizen journalism "as an alternative and activist form of news gathering and reporting that functions outside mainstream media institutions, often as a response to shortcomings in the professional journalistic field, that uses similar journalistic practices but is driven by different objectives and ideals and relies on alternative sources of legitimacy than traditional or mainstream journalism".
Mainstream media is a joke! I trust citizen journalism. I mean essentially all journalism starts as citizen journalism anyway.
by Seandawg808 January 14, 2021
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boston citizen

a person who; but is not limited to; responding to your questions and often pretends not to hear what you have to say to keep from speaking.
where the F*CK is fenway stadium?!??!

(tourist asking angerly at the boston citizens)
by myoneandonlydefinition December 13, 2009
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upright citizen

When yo dick stay hard until all the natural-born chicks have had a ride.
Casting Director: We have 5 girls for this next shoot, I need an upright citizen.
by p90210 July 7, 2017
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Senior Citizens Hitler

very similar to the normal Hitler, except instead of alluding a Hitler mustache of shit from one's ass... wipe two fingers of semen below the nose of the victim (referencing the grey haired mustache of an elderly Hitler).
Johnson was being a dickbag yesterday, so I gave him a Senior Citizens Hitler in his sleep. I realized what a fuckin' queer he was when I saw him licking his lips in the middle of the night. What a fuckhole.
by SteelerJav June 11, 2006
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