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when you have sex with your friends mom, come on her stomach, and tell her to go make brownies
nick was angry at Chris when he found out that he had given his mother the cricket, but was happy he had brownies for a snack later that day
by launmower January 23, 2009
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cricket

"so uh..how about that cricket andrew?"
"yeah it's fucking gay"
"i know, i rather watch a turd floating in mid air"
by lioncage1 December 9, 2008
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cricket

An outdoor game played with bats, a ball, and wickets by two teams of 11 players each. Very popular in England and what's left of its so called 'empire'.

The game is played by men of questionable sexuality wearing v-neck sweaters making jokes about sticky wickets. Most cricket players fantasize about being spanked by the 'bat' which is not a real bat at all, but better known in tight cricket circles as a bum paddle.

The game originated in England over 500 years ago. It is played with a ball very similar to a real baseball, which is what gives the players the impression that they're playing a real sport.

There are one, and sometimes two 'innings' in game. Given the sensitive nature of the players involved, more innings would be too taxing.
English Gentleman: "hey john wayne, want to join our cricket team?"

John Wayne: "no sir, I do not"
by spleen2006 May 21, 2006
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cricket

A game in which the aussies rule at it and everyone else is jealous as f**k with the aussies

its also heaps boring and basketball is better
not those aussie cunts again!
yes. it is us. we own u in cricket!
by *Aussiebizkits* January 30, 2008
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Crickets

Annoying "Hoes" "Cunts" or "Sluts" who will constantly bug the shit out of you and don't shut up such as a cricket making noises.
Yo dog I got these crickets on my tip! I already tapped one but the rest wont cut it.

Hey bro you know these crickets? The one cricket in the middle is annoying as fuck!

sluts bug hoe cunts sexual cricket
by Ant41793 January 6, 2011
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cricket

black dildo that you can use up tha punanana or booty
heyy your white stop using that cricket
by Lindsey May 13, 2005
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cricket

gay (lesbian); or, a guy that lesbians can "date"
A girl asks, "Are you cricket?"
by alzaebo June 29, 2006
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