Crib Diddler

A Crib Diddler is someone who dates really young women or men

I can't believe he's dating Karen, she just turned 16! Ya, Cairns is a real Crib Diddler alright.

by BengalsfanJoel February 16, 2021

Crib cutter

A barber who is not licensed therefore he cuts hair at his or someone else's house

I'm not trying to go through barber school so I'm gone be a crib cutter.

by Bxbsls May 14, 2022

Crib in tha birf

Meaning thou bih is pregnant with another life form in her stomach.

¨I cant fuck wit her rn that bih gotta crib in tha birf¨

by !@$#%^ October 13, 2022

Crib Generation

Generation Z’s who refuse to get jobs, pay rent, chores etc, etc… hopelessly addicted to the internet, cat videos and anime porn.

Her parents loved her.. but she never moved out. Another Crib Generation casualty.

by That ol Yeti March 14, 2024

Crib addict

A pejorative label for overprotective, overgrown adults who cling to the comfort and safety of their metaphorical 'crib'—refusing to face discomfort, risk, or the real world. Often applied to those infantilized by modern conveniences, social coddling, or digital escapism, unable or unwilling to wean themselves off the soft confines of their echo chambers and comfort zones.

That Facebook users are all crib addicts!

by Casper Windfield May 9, 2025

Wassup, can a loc come up in your crib?

When a friend of yours questions if he can come inside your residence when he will be met by you at your place of duties later.

Lamar: Wassup, can a loc come up in your crib?
Franklin: Man fuck you, I'll see you at work.

by Bruh6699 January 2, 2021

Your Mother's Crib

A reference to the residential area belonging to one's mother used in a disrespectful manner. Often used to dismiss an arbitrary question resulting in frustration and embarrassment by the inquiring party.

Brian: What is the answer to number 12?
Jake: Your mother's crib. Got em

by Jake H and the fuckers December 16, 2012