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Like a Credit Card

Running a bar of soap through your partner's ass crack. Move is best used during a playful sexy shower.
Guy: Can I wash your sweet rump?
Girl: Do it like a credit card!
by uvkorn7 November 22, 2010
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credit card

a) A plastic card that allows you credit from a large company to buy things. This is to given back at the end of each month. Unfortunately, failure to pay results in interest.

b) A piece of hose and a bucket. Those hose is slipped into the fuel tank of a vehicle, and someone sucks out the fuel into the bucket. It is so-called because it is a way of "paying for fuel". A credit card or cash is needed to buy fuel, and here a "credit card" is the method.
a) cut up your credit cards and lock up your daughters.


b) here's a "credit card", but some fuel from the owner of that Ford.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
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Michigan Credit Card

A "Michigan Credit Card" is known in the state of Michigan as a "Bridge Card" or EBT card. Its food stamps in a Debit Card format. Due to the states current employment issues, many people, including those just out of high school who have never even attempted to work a day in their life but already have a child or 2 and one on the way, obtain Michigan Credit Cards. The cards accounts are "filled" on particular days throughout the month, and if you go shopping on these certain days, you will be able to discern those using their Michigan Credit Card from those who actually work for a living. Simply give a cursory examination of the grocery carts' contents, and watch the shopping habits of the shoppers themselves. The Michigan Credit Card users grab many of one or several items, usually national brand items, without checking price, etc.. People who work for a living will carefully select those items which they can afford, looking for sale or marked-down items, denying themselves "extras" such as ice-cream, ho-ho's, and Mountain Dew 24 packs (all of which can be found in a MCC users cart) instead buying hamburger and other essentials. These essentials are usually the store brand. Although Michigan Credit Cards are for grocery shopping, MANY gas stations and party stores accept Michigan Credit Cards.
Dave--DUDE....what is up with those two 18 year-olds with tenderloin and porterhouse steaks in their cart? I bust my ASS for a living and Im buying hamburger.

Mike--Check the date on the calendar, dude. Im sure its ALLLL goin on their Michigan Credit Card..or cardS.
by BigPapi1969 June 8, 2011
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How to epically troll any kid 360 no-scope mic up kid gg ez w
scammer Hey kid, give me your mom's credit card number

kid Ok!
scammer thanks kid take this lollipop as a reward
kid Thanks Mr!
scammer wtf
by Mr Skill Issue December 17, 2021
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porterican credit card

A pistol or other weapon some dickhead uses for robbing you.
Dickhead: "Give me all your money"

You: "Fuck you"

Your Friend: "Watch out he's got a porterican credit card!"
by Ellusionist January 21, 2007
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credit card

a kids way out of bankruptcy (mostly used for vbucks or xbox gift cards

"My mom never saw me take it out of her £3 purse,I used it for v-bucks!" - Jimmy
His mom,Karen had a struggle but got it back soon enough,before the dad left...
"FRICK YOU KAREN I NEED YOUR CREDIT CARD FOR MY VBUCKS"
by FRICK YOU KAREN May 6, 2020
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Credit card info

The thing you say for a twitch streamer or a YouTube star
Guy 1: hey yo you see her ass on twitch heard she got an onlyfans

Guy 2: damn bro can I get her credit card info
by Bat puss May 22, 2021
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