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Crapstickles

V. {crap-stick-ulls)

Word one uses when expressing surprise or an overwhelming sense of sexual tension.

See crapstickled.
"Oh crapstickles! I flushed Ian down the toilet again!"
"Crapstickles! Blood is rising in my phallus, because of this pornographical film we are currently partaking in the viewing of!
by Spencer B. September 18, 2004
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crantastrophy

experiencing MIA (Massive Intestinal Armaggedon) because of consuming too many Craisins or cranberry products or consuming Craisins with another unfriendly intestinal product
" Dude, Joe was on the toilet all night last night. I told him not to eat Craisins and drink beer. Your toilet experienced a crantastrophy. "
by Its a word now January 27, 2010
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Crastify

A form of time travel / when time goes by quickly
"I wish we could just crastify to my birthday next week"

"Bloody hell, this year has just crastified!"

"Goodbye darling, have a nice trip, I really hope that the time until I next see you just crastifies..."
by The man who spoke to his cat December 4, 2014
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Crasticate

1. To have sex with your daughter, then have another daughter and have sex with her.
2. To be incest

This word was based from the wildling Craster from the popular TV show Game of Thrones. He had many wives (who were also his daughters) and slept with them, and had more daughters.

This word can be used as an insult
You crasticated fuck
Fuck your crasticated family
by qwertyasfuck321 December 12, 2016
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crasty

"Damn, that girl is fucken crasty!"
"Britany Mago is crasty!"
by Polish Martin May 13, 2005
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crapsterbation

To jack-off while defecating.

Usually done by Fat FFXI nerds who dont have time to complete each task seperately because they are too busy engaging in online parties and lvling up their ultra-uber Black mage.
"Jim is such a dirt-bag who Crapsterbates all the time"
"I was thinking of your mom while i crapsterbated"
by JdeL March 17, 2005
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CrankThatFrank

Frank is an emo bitch whomst hates G notes (like i said, he's emo ) and he's proabably screaming about Ryden, the milk fic, Brendon Urie, or talking to Tyler and Josh who are in his closet.
Person 1: " do you like crankthatfrank?"
Person 2: "who?"
Person 1: *kills person 2*
by slutforfrank May 31, 2018
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