This is when a woman smokes marijuana and her vagina becomes dry, making sex difficult. Similar to cotton mouth, except it's your coochie that gets dry.
I was trying to have sex after I smoked that blunt but it was not happening because I got cotton coochie.
Guy-"Why can't I get it in?"
Girl-"Because I just smoked and I've got cotton coochie."
Guy-"Why can't I get it in?"
Girl-"Because I just smoked and I've got cotton coochie."
by yea gurl July 28, 2011
When an old man sends you a text picture of his frozen penis with his tighty whities around his ankles.
by crammystad September 26, 2018
Sarah: Did you hear Jessica is a Cotton Popper?
Courtney: Omg yeah I heard.. ugh what a nasty little whore.
Sarah: We should go write shit about her in the girl's bathroom during 4th!
Courtney: Yeah lets do it! That slutty bitch deserves it!
Courtney: Omg yeah I heard.. ugh what a nasty little whore.
Sarah: We should go write shit about her in the girl's bathroom during 4th!
Courtney: Yeah lets do it! That slutty bitch deserves it!
by LiveLaughFuck April 02, 2015
by JustR December 31, 2009
Dude, my misses wouldn't put out last night and I couldn't find any toilet paper so I used a cotton condom.
by Leighton Xander November 26, 2014
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by suddenmulch October 03, 2010