This is when a woman smokes marijuana and her vagina becomes dry, making sex difficult. Similar to cotton mouth, except it's your coochie that gets dry.
I was trying to have sex after I smoked that blunt but it was not happening because I got cotton coochie.
Guy-"Why can't I get it in?"
Girl-"Because I just smoked and I've got cotton coochie."
Guy-"Why can't I get it in?"
Girl-"Because I just smoked and I've got cotton coochie."
by yea gurl July 28, 2011
When an old man sends you a text picture of his frozen penis with his tighty whities around his ankles.
by crammystad September 26, 2018
Sarah: Did you hear Jessica is a Cotton Popper?
Courtney: Omg yeah I heard.. ugh what a nasty little whore.
Sarah: We should go write shit about her in the girl's bathroom during 4th!
Courtney: Yeah lets do it! That slutty bitch deserves it!
Courtney: Omg yeah I heard.. ugh what a nasty little whore.
Sarah: We should go write shit about her in the girl's bathroom during 4th!
Courtney: Yeah lets do it! That slutty bitch deserves it!
by LiveLaughFuck April 02, 2015
by Sanchez1118 October 28, 2017
by JustR December 31, 2009
Dude, my misses wouldn't put out last night and I couldn't find any toilet paper so I used a cotton condom.
by Leighton Xander November 26, 2014
by suddenmulch October 03, 2010