Mira Costa

High school in Manhattan Beach, CA where you are abnormal if your mommy and daddy don't buy you a car when you're 14, even though you can't drive it. You finally get your license at 19, and in your first year you kill a person walking down Peck Ave. Also where test scores are very good, but everyone is on drugs. The upside is it is super easy to get some buddah or X, whatever you want. Basically, it's a school where social status means a lot, otherwise you will end up eating lunch with the Mexicans in the cafeteria. Also, everyone's mom is a milf, so more than likely you will get a chance to fuck one of ur friend's moms, or at least see a nipple.

Person 1: So, where'd you go to high school?

Person 2: Mira Costa.

Person 3: Oh shit, you have any bud on you?

Person 2: Naw, I quit cuz my dad said if I don't get my shit together he'll cut me off. I would have to move back to our mansion and get a job, instead of stay at the beach house.

Person 1: I knew you were rich, ur kind of an asshole, too.

Person 2: yeah I get that a lot. That's why I don't tell people where I went to high school.

by DoesWayneBradyHaveToChokeABich January 5, 2010

Contagious Yawn

The result of millions of years of evolution. Originally used by cave men to signal it was time to rest.

Man Amber, your yawn was contagious...I too am tired.

by Trevor May 10, 2004

Uber-Costals

Extra-strength, super Bible-beaters, that adhere to the "no music, dancing, makeup, haircuts, smiling, etc." religious beliefs. They believe anyone that doesn't attend their church to be headed for an eternity in hell. A word-play on "Pentecostal".

"Look, there's the Uber-Costals! They're frowning on us for wearing pants & makeup," said Tina.

by Sugarsqueeze October 25, 2005

Weekend at the cottage

Homosexual sex act. One man fills another man's anal cavity with cottage cheese and the has anal sex with him to completion. Afterwards the mixture of blood, cum, shit, and cottage cheese is scooped into a bowl and eaten by one or both participants.

Clayton wanted to do something nice for Matt, so he treated him to a weekend at the cottage.

by mitch71h November 20, 2014

Costanza

Front row parking. The closest, non-handicapped, parking spot to the location/ your destination.

"I couldn't believe we found a Costanza at the mall, as crowded as it was."

by Cobalt321 March 5, 2008

Cottaging

A term used by inverted men - both young and old- who like to frequent public lavatories (which they call ‘cottages’) in order to experience sexual solace.

‘Keep away from those toilets, Fred, it’s full of nine-bob-notes going cottaging!’

by Colonel Barnaby January 18, 2023

contage

The verb form of the adjective contagious.

"I'm sorry you have the flu. Just don't contage me!!"

by Christopher Daniels February 7, 2008