confusinated

To be very confused in an awkward situation

I don't know what you mean, I'm confusinated.

by lizrhaley May 27, 2014

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confuming

the art of being confused and fuming at the same time, but not being able to work out if your confused for being fuming at something, or fuming for finding yourself confused with a situation

I was confuming that I didn't get an invite - we've been best friends for years.
I was confumed that I was ostracized from the group

by fuckadoodledo March 25, 2019

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Contuting

The process of getting a _contusion_.

I was contuting during my bike wreck.

by Watta2020 November 18, 2020

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Conjuring

The build up or anticipation of a large bowel movement. Summoning the demons.

I just drank my morning coffee and now I'm conjuring.

by The Conjuring December 18, 2020

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Confushing

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i have a confushing penising metabolism orgasm

by ImJaden. May 11, 2021

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Abbreviation CD; A person you hire to investigate a person or organization who is suspected of committing illegal and or unethical acts, or to review a case police were unable to solve that you would like them to solve; or in other words a private investigator or PI

The consulting detective investigated Marcia’s boyfriend and discovered that he was cheating on her with another woman.

by Vanguard 1998 August 25, 2021

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