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Compliment Saturday

A special occurrence, happening once a week on Saturday, where friends and colleagues exchange and receive expertly crafted compliments regarding their recent or historic accomplishments, virtues, personality, or general demeanor.
Last Compliment Saturday, Jeff told me I had exquisite taste for the fine wines and that my hair piece suits me well.
by Compliment Saturday October 19, 2010
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Condiment Pre-Cum

when you have a squeeze bottle of ketchup or mustard and that weird slimy vinegar and water comes out if you dont shake it
jeff: FUCK DUDE
john: what is it?
jeff: i forgot to shake the mustard bottle now theres Condiment Pre-Cum all over my hot dog
john: aww mate thats the worst
by PinntPinnt September 16, 2018
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Compliment Sandwich

The use of strategically placed compliments to buffer an otherwise abrasive remark. These compliments should surround the unpleasant remark, preventing the recipient of the compliment sandwich from becoming insulted.
"Hey, congrats on the new car it looks great! We should defintely joy ride this weekend! Maybe I could get that 10 dollars you owe me while were at it! You're gonna look so cool in this car I can feel it!"

"I just wanna thank everyone for the great effort they put in last saturday to really make things a success. Please stop parking in the faculty lot, or you will be fired. Also, I would like to say you're all doing a phenomenal job so far this year!"

"whoa... I should feel insulted right now... did I just get a compliment sandwich?"
by reid b May 4, 2009
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condiment whore

This is someone who comes to the drive through window and asks for more of everything that is free, such as more plasticware, paper plates, ketchup, dipping sauces, salt, pepper, honey, butter, and anything else that is generally given out for free.
Crazed Asian Women: "I want more honey, plates, forks, spoons and napkins."
KFC Worker 1: "OK, but I don't know why you need all that, all you ordered was a small mash potatoes."
Crazed Asain Women: "Just give it to me"
KFC Worker 1 to KFC Worker 2: "Dude she was a condiment whore"
by sammgs July 24, 2007
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anti-condimentalist

Someone who believes food tastes better plain and opposes using ketchup, mayonnaise, mustard or relish.
David Smith flat out refuses to try mayo on his turkey sandwich. He's such an anti-condimentalist!
by blemsickle March 1, 2011
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fisting for compliments

When you're an attention whore and you feel the need of constant attention, but you suck at self-pity so you fist people until they shower you with applause.
Maynard: Wow, I am so gross! I will never be fine fresh n fierce :((((
Peggy: Cool.
Maynard: You don't take pity on me and give me sympathy by calling me pretty? Would you change your mind if i fisted you?
Peggy: Go away. Stop fisting for compliments...
by tamiapoop March 30, 2011
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fishing for compliments

being a little bitch
girl 1: oh my god im so ugly
girl 2: no ofc youre not
me: stfu you whiney little fishing for compliments bitch
by lxla January 25, 2016
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