Cockussion

The worn out feeling and look a woman has after she has been well fucked, causing a woman to not be able to move or think straight.

She just laid on the bed hair all a mess, she tried to get up and go to the washroom but was unable due to recieving a severe cockussion from her new man.

by Movie Muscle November 15, 2009

confused cheetah

While banging a female from behind a man places two fingers into anus of said female, then proceeds to remove the fingers and add brown spots to females back. When female turns around to figure out what is going on the confused cheetah has been completed.

I lost my penis and my girlfriend for trying to perform the confused cheetah...but it was really funny.

by Jimmy14 April 6, 2007

mass confusion

father's day in the bronx

reporter 1: there was mass confusion today in iraq, where 200 bombs were dropped and 20 car bombs were detonated.
reporter 2: u think thats bad? u should see the bronx on fathers day.

by wenfro April 28, 2008

Confused Boy Syndrome (CBS)

An affliction that has reached epidemic levels among young men, aged 18-35, largely in urban areas of the developed world (particularly Brooklyn, NY). Symptoms of the disease include chronic indecisiveness, disintegration of an emotional spine, lack of concentration, extreme selfishness, outbursts of childlike behavior, overly sappy whisperings toward partner followed quickly (sometimes in the same conversation) by unexplained emotional unavailability.

Research is showing that these r symptoms of some perceived or actual quarter life crises, also known as, not having one's shit together. Clinical trials for birthright trips back to the womb have yielded inconclusive results. On their own accord, a select few have seemingly grown the fuck up. They r now living life to its fullest potential.

Why good sir, the itchiness in your cold, tin loins is nothing other than a case of the Confused Boy Syndrome (CBS).

by bAG Of sUnShINe August 23, 2010

dazed and confused

a good movie! its pretty much about kids that like violence sex and drugs....what a inspirational movie....

it has great music in it

by ME August 3, 2004

confusion

Complete misundertanding of a persons words, thoughts or actions or heard or seen. Usually resulting in embarassment, laughter, hatred, fighting(be it words or weapons), and in some cases, attraction.

I was in a state of complete confusion when I entered the church and saw the devil raping kids.

by Schnatz June 27, 2005

dazed and confused

One of the greatest films ever created. It's one of my favorite teen comedies. It doesn't necessarily have a plot, it's basically about the last day of school at a high school in a small town in Texas in 1976. The soon-to-be seniors are initiating the soon-to-be freshmen, a few friends are trying to get Aerosmith tickets, and everyone is trying to party or get stoned, drunk, or laid. Oh yeah, Dazed and Confused is definitely a cult classic, and a movie I could watch easily over a million times. Even though it's about the END of the school year, it's still fun to watch whenever. Oh, and Slater is my favorite character by far. The soundtrack is AWESOME as well, featuring songs by: Aerosmith, Foghat, Black Sabbath, Deep Purple, Alice Cooper, Ted Nugent, War, ZZ Top, Peter Frampton, KISS, Steve Miller Band and Lynyrd Skynyrd.

This is, hands down, one of the greatest teen movies ever made. People who grew up in the 70's claim this movie captures the time perfectly, and this movie is definitely a must see. It'll make every young viewer wish they were there partying and having a good time, and every adult remember the good times they had during their teenage years. So, if you're looking for an entertaining flick to watch or want a flick that you AND your buddies will enjoy, check out "Dazed and Confused".

Dazed and Confused is a classic.

by SuperSonicX September 21, 2006