confickered

When someone is retarded enough not to update their windows (first mistake) system, so they become infected with Conficker.

I just checked and my antivirus stopped working! What's going on?

Dude, you just got confickered!

by gigitrix April 23, 2009

Coffucked up

Receiving a free coffee from a coffee shop because the barista fucked up someone elses order.

Would you like this large double double aswell? I coffucked up an order earlier.

by Masterstache Graphics November 5, 2016

Confuctious

A feeling of confusion and frustration

While walking down the streets of New York City, the large crowds made me confuctious.

or

When asked a question by reporter, Donald Trump was confucted

by Al pal gal March 13, 2017

Confuction-Nonsense

1) A word made up by a man with a less than average brain who resides somewhere Guyana which has taken Facebook by storm as to how stupid some people can be.
2) A Word now used to describe the stupidity that comes out some person's mouth.

1) There is no such word as Confuction-Nonsense.
2) You talking a whole bunch of Confuction-Nonsense.

by twavis January 21, 2020

Cornfucker

A person from a midwest state, while most prevalent in indiana, Illinois and missouri.

Those Cornfuckers in the midwest do it with corn

by Fishisagoodfood April 22, 2022

Conbuck9

Conbuck9 is a gamer who enjoys playing Sea of Thieves and streams their gameplay on Twitch. Sea of Thieves is a popular multiplayer pirate-themed adventure game where players can explore a vast open world, engage in ship battles, search for treasure, and embark on various quests.

Conbuck9 has a positive reputation as an all-around good person. Additionally, they have a fondness for IRN BRU, a carbonated soft drink that is popular in Scotland.

Conbuck9 shares their gaming experiences through Twitch streams, as it allows others to join in on the fun and engage with the gaming community. Streaming on Twitch provides a platform for gamers to showcase their skills, interact with viewers, and build a community around their gaming interests.

Overall, conbuck9 is a friendly gamer who enjoys Sea of Thieves and shares their adventures with others on Twitch while sipping on some IRN BRU.

Conbuck9 is not toxic.

by Panic Pirate May 11, 2023

Comfuckable

When you feel comfortable fucking a person.

That dude over there looks comfuckable.

by Gurglefuckhole March 8, 2017