Scottish Confetti

Similar to, "Irish Confetti," but instead of rocks and sticks being used as projectiles in a rebellious protest, the projectiles consist of feces and buckets of piss.

When they were publicly protesting the taxes on city water-pipes, Angus and his crew got so wound-up that they threw Scottish Confetti towards the Governor's podium; can someone please go bail them out?

by mysticklemom February 13, 2021

The Confetti Zone

A generic term that can be use to describe who you love, how you love, and who arouses you in any way that isn't heteronormative.

"Ally thinks she wants to date women now. "
"She's gay?"
"I think she's exploring. I guess she's in the confetti zone."

"Jamie keeps trying to kiss girls when she's drunk."
"Isn't she married to a dude?"
"Yea, but I think she's in the Confetti Zone."

by Juliathemermaid April 15, 2023

colburn confetti

Scratchcard scratchings

Fuck me there's colburn confetti all over outside shop must of been a wedding

by Dave Angel eco warrior January 24, 2021

Finger Confetti

When someone accidentally blows their fingers off while popping fireworks on the 4th of July, leaving a gruesome mess.

“Careful with those fireworks, you don’t want to make finger confetti!”

by Crubaccca July 3, 2024

In charge of confetti

Being sarcastic about throwing a celebration/party.

Sarge: I’m in charge of the float, and Simmons here IS IN CHARGE OF CONFETTI!
Grief: I’m no stranger to sarcasm sir.
- RVB s1 ep2

by Laser face February 12, 2021

makeshift confetti shower

The act of placing confetti on a ceiling fan blade's, then spinning the fan (or turning it on). The fan will throw the confetti all around the room.

Person A: Why is the room a mess?
Person B: Because I did a makeshift confetti shower.

by ChameleonDragon May 27, 2019

Confetti yawn

Vomiting

He drank so much that he had a confetti yawn.

by Put Bull November 30, 2019