"Hey memes_of_reality, would you like to go conching with me tonight? My asshole is freshly bleached."
by TheSquashy October 28, 2021
Get the conching mug.A term used to describe the action that takes place when a girl who is a squirter is having sex while on her period. The resulting squirt that consists of vaginal fluid and blood is known as a weeping conch.
by the conch finder August 13, 2012
Get the Weeping Conch mug.When a male injects heroin into his/its system and attempts to jump a raccoon and mouth rape it. During the process of the mouth rape, the raccoon will bite off the penis, causing the male to yell in increasingly loud volumes, spraying blood all over an unfortunate elderly couple stupid enough to be sitting in the bench of all the shit going down.
by YourDrunkStepDad November 30, 2011
Get the The Conch Spinner mug.Anyone acting like a cunt at Sawyers' Truck Repair.
Cunt being c-u- next thursday, tuesday, toyotathon, thanksgiving etc.
Cunt being c-u- next thursday, tuesday, toyotathon, thanksgiving etc.
Captain: Hey Mat? Why is Keith being such a conche?
Mat: I think its because he had to deal with a RichARD.
Captain: Makes sense to me....
Mat: I think its because he had to deal with a RichARD.
Captain: Makes sense to me....
by Tangaism69 November 29, 2011
Get the Conche mug.by Secshunate March 17, 2023
Get the who’s got the conch? mug.The giant horse conch weights over 11lb. Thats a lot of mollusk. The conch as a taste for snails. so when a tiny tulip snail spots one of these behemoths, it knows its in trouble. the snial tries to outrun th big hunter but its like a tiny shuttle facing off with a star destroyer in a battle that moves at a snails pace.
finally its over run. the smell of digesting snail attracts new scavengers.
hermit crabs. instantly the big conch is sourrounded, but the crabs are here for the leftover. theyre after the tulip snails shell. hermit crabs use cast-off shells to protect their soft abdomens from predators. they find an empty shell, use their rear legs to attach to its central clumn and move right in when their current homes grow tight. they have to look for new real estate. the competition is fierce. with the conch ready to release the shell, the housing battle heats up. until one crabs decides to jump in and close the deal. its a risky move, the big chonch could still be hungry, but the risk pays off.
the crafty crab will have plenty of room to grow in his new home. the losing carbs could end up homeless or even worse.
finally its over run. the smell of digesting snail attracts new scavengers.
hermit crabs. instantly the big conch is sourrounded, but the crabs are here for the leftover. theyre after the tulip snails shell. hermit crabs use cast-off shells to protect their soft abdomens from predators. they find an empty shell, use their rear legs to attach to its central clumn and move right in when their current homes grow tight. they have to look for new real estate. the competition is fierce. with the conch ready to release the shell, the housing battle heats up. until one crabs decides to jump in and close the deal. its a risky move, the big chonch could still be hungry, but the risk pays off.
the crafty crab will have plenty of room to grow in his new home. the losing carbs could end up homeless or even worse.
by Drippynelson the second March 24, 2023
Get the GIANT HORSE CONCH mug.a tropical marine mollusc with a robust spiral shell which may bear long projections and have a flared lip
Blow out forcefully through your lips, causing them to vibrate. Use your stomach muscles to blow the air out of your lungs through your mouth, keeping your lips close together. Your lips should vibrate slightly, causing the conch to make a noise like a horn.
by bluestinger66 January 24, 2023
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