First comment fag

An attention seeking idiot who actually thinks it's cool to be the first person to comment on an Internet article, video, post, blog, etc.

Sometimes, multiple fags do it at the same time, only to look like idiots, as shown below in ex.1.

ex. 1
news story's comments:
-FIRST!
-FIRST!
-FIRST!
-stop that shit it's getting annoying.

ex.2
some celebrity's facebook page:
-first!!!
-the guy who posted 'first' is a First Comment Fag! thumbs up if you agree!

by glugugugugugug March 6, 2011

Comment War

A war that started when assholes have different opinions, usually happens on chatting apps (Discord, Whatsapp), Instagram, or Youtube video comments

Asshole 1: "Java better, bedrock gay"
Someone: "Fuck you!"
Asshole 2: "No, fuck you! he is right!"
Some dude: "Minecraft is Minecraft!"
Asshole 1: "No Java is superior!"
Some dude: "you have started a comment war!"

by Blaze, Agent Blaze . . . August 10, 2020

Commentary

Gameplay, reaction video, etc. with voiceover. Simply put, any kind of competition, video, etc. with voiceover.

Hey guys, this is my first commentary video don't judge my voice...

by Arcxxus January 24, 2022

Youtube Comment

Usually a good way to fall into depression or just Laugh. These are absolute proof people get "muscles" from being miles away from someone. The fact is it isn't even comments anymore. It's basically a chatroom for E-thugs, trolls, and kids who get their ass kicked in real life. This is made possible by the REPLY button. Ah yes, the reply button, we've seen it. The start to a raged flame war. What I don't get is if they're comments, why is there a reply? Another thing that proves Youtube engineers from Google were on weed when making YT is Comment Rating. The absolute way for a complete douche to show how "superior" they are to people is too give them a good ol' thumbs down. This soon becomes a pile up and other dumbwits join in on completly trashing it until the comment disappears. So this proves half the community plays Jesus on the comment boards. I personally made an account to piss of the 10-year old trolls and easily angered fanboys. lol try it, its crazy how fast they get pissed and spam your inbox with "FUCK YOU!!!!" messages and then they end it with pussy blocking you. Sorry if this was long but it speaks the truth.

Noob: OMG LADY GAGA IS HAWTTT!!!
Me: So you like men? lol (as a joke)
Noob(in message): Subject: SCREW OFF SOOPID GEH KID
Message: OMG NARD U SUCK IMA FIND U NOOBA! (NERD RANT follows....)
Youtube Comments are a WMD.^

by Awesomesauce123 February 19, 2010

highest rated comment

comments that have the highest number of thumb ups from youtube users. usually, these comments include saying something stupid/irrelevant about the number of 'dislikes' or justin bieber

most of the highest rated comments are also some of the most dumbest.

i'm fking tired of highest rated comments.

by wowspare September 16, 2010

Commental

Someone who makes a lot of comments with a non stop attitude to ever stop commenting on this first thing you commented.

"Man your so commental today, cut it out."

by Mrhockey February 18, 2009

Comment beard

The often uncontrolled growth of amusing, cruel and ignorant visitor comments that appears at the end of items on news blogs, YouTube videos, etc.

Did you read the comment beard on the Washington Post website's announcement of Quinn Bradlee's marriage? Vicious!

by airbagmoments June 15, 2010