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Common Sense Theorem

A mathematical and scientific hypothesis that proves any statement true using only the words "Common Sense".
"Given- Equilateral Triangle ABC has an area of 5 a height of 5, and a side length of x.

Prove- Triangle ABC has a perimeter of 3.

Step 1- Perimeter = 3
Reason- Common Sense Theorem"

While the above statement is impossible, the common sense proves it true.
by Nately's Old Man June 2, 2011
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Commit the "S"

Used to define a state of being extremely stressed out.
Person 1: What's your workload this week?

Person 2: I have two assignments due tomorrow, and a test. I'm seriously so screwed, I swear I'm going to commit the "S".
by craftybetch December 9, 2013
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Common Doggo

Common Doggo (meme noun) Caw•man Daw•g•go
A common doggo is part of the many varieties of doggos. But common doggos are more abundant than special doggos. Common doggos often include doggos such as Shiba Inu.
Person 1: Wow that's a common doggo
Person 2: He's a good boy
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Common Sense

Essentially, common sense is seen as knowledge that most people (except babies and the mentally disabled) should know. This can apply to things affecting all humans, or it can pertain to certain peoples and issues. When someone does something that contradicts common sense, you tend to think, "Dude you are so stupid. Anyone with common sense would have avoided that."
Things that universally defy common sense:
-trying to breathe underwater
-staring into the sun to try to see it
-trying to touch a rainbow
-believing politicians truly care about the people
-telling someone with a bazooka to fuck off
-driving on the wrong side of the freeway
-being a hypocrite
-poking any dangerous creature
by MissCaliBrownie April 7, 2010
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Big Titty Committee

A group of girls with big tits. The opposite of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee, which is a group of girls with small tits.
Whoa, look at her huge juggs . . . those are some nice knockers . . . she's jugnormous . . . she could be on the Big Titty Committee.
by PMax March 9, 2008
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commitment

Commitment is what
Transforms the promise into reality.
It is the words that speak
Boldly of your intentions.
And the actions which speak
Louder than the words.
It is making the time
When there is none.
Coming through time
After time after time,
Year after year after year.
Commitment is the stuff
Character is made of;
The power to change
The face of things.
It is the daily triumph
Of integrity over skepticism.
When I say I love you, I mean that I'm committed to working to love you even when it's hard.
by Ashbash January 13, 2005
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common street trash

People who do not care about education and think a GED and working at Taco Bell is just fine. They typically do not wear current trends (often hoop earrings, flat to your head pony tails, K-mart camisoles for regular shirts, stupid over sized shoes, belly showing etc). They have babies at 15 and feed off the government. They get mad when people don't cater to their needs and often get in cat fights about their baby daddies.
Did you hear about Sandy? She's having her third kid. Common street trash.
by BSGirl March 2, 2010
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