committment

Da prior unbreakable promise dat you made to your baseball team dat you'd play catcher at one or more of their scheduled games.

I had to sorrowfully cut short my date wif Tiffany because I had an afternoon committment wif my teammates, but I softened da blow by inviting her to come and sit in da bleachers to watch while I participated in da game, and then afterwards we "picked up where we'd left off" and went for a nice long "sunset stroll" hand-in-hand.

by QuacksO August 11, 2023

committens

Two or more pet cats, the acquiring of which signifies commitment in a relationship.

Friend 1: "My partner and I adopted two cats from the shelter yesterday."
Friend 2: "You lesbians move so fast. You only met last week, and now you've shacked up together with a pair of committens. Next you'll open a feminist co-op bookstore together and drink tea made from under-arm hair".
Friend 1: "Yup. Ain't life grand?!"

by GracieGracieGracie January 5, 2015