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Stephen Colbert

The most geniunely courageous and intelligent All-American HERO.
A former correspondant of Jon Stewart's "The Daily Show", he was so great that he was given a spin-off show that ended up being just about as successful. Called "The Colbert Report", the show centres around an illogical right-wing egomaniac who attempts to deliver the news with a splash of truthiness.

Colbert was the entertainer for the 2006 White House Correspondents' Association Dinner. There, only a few feet away from the President George W. Bush himself, Colbert gave a comedy routine reminiscent of his familiar fake news program. The hilarious speech was actually a thinly veiled attack on Bush's administration, and though faced with an expectedly unreceptive audience, Colbert charmed and awed his supporters at home.
His great bravery was exemplified that day, broadcast nationwide on C-SPAN, though barely mentioned by the media the next morn - because of the fact that Colbert had criticised them in his speech.

Colbert is seen as a true hero for his courage, a great comedian for his wit, and a genius for his biting logic.
Charlene: I love Stephen Colbert.
Jane: He's gorgeous.
Liesel: Not just that. He's the greatest American hero alive.
Charlene: That's why I love him.
by Kerilyn June 1, 2006
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Colbertian Accent

Named after the late night comedian Stephen Colbert.
The Colbertian Accent (pronounced Col-ber-y-en) is an accent in which the speaker fails to pronounce the t at the the end of a word in which the previous two letter are either "or" or "er."
Colbert Report

Pronounced Colbear Repoor. This is a Colbertian Accent
by a no lifer August 9, 2009
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Colbert Head

A becker head who believes Steven Colbert is a conservative playing a liberal playing a conservative or someone who is unable to discern the difference between irony and reality.
by TYTlistener2 October 15, 2009
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Colfergasm

An orgasm from Chris Colfer because of how hot and amazing and sexy he is.
Chris Colfer: *Does single ladies dance*
Person: Wow... I just had a Colfergasm
by KlainesBowties August 9, 2012
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car commercial

Commercials that depict completely irrelevant things on the screen to the actual product. Can also be known as insurance commercials.
"What is the meaning of life?"

*shows man playing frisbee with a dog

"Why are we here?"

*shows old couple laughing

"Are we alone in the universe?"

*shows children playing soccer or whatever

"Where did we come from?"

*shows meteor shower

"Where will we go?"

*shows astronauts spinning around

"Fuck you this was a car commercial. The all new (insert car brand) only from (insert car brand)"
by Jermother April 13, 2014
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chris colfer

an amazing, flawless, beautiful angel sent from heaven who is also a sex god.
i love chris colfer so much
by klainerxo September 18, 2011
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mcdonald's commercial

An MTV-inspired music video with McDonald's food in it.

In other words: Commercials using pop music artists, hot young and thin people (who probably spit the hamburger out after each take at the risk of cheating on their water-only diet), hip fashions and music video special effects in order to promote McDonald's life-threatening fast food---when in actuality, McDonald's has probably agreed on a joint contract with the RIAA to promote new pop music and at the same time sell their deadly food. In describing the meal being advertised, words that usually described food like "delicious", "mouth-watering", "fresh" or "spicy" are replaced with words like "sassy", "hip", "funky" or "sexy" (i.e. Try our new Spicy Chicken Wrap! 100% all white chicken, covered in hip lettuce, sassy cheese and topped with a sweet and sexy sauce!).
I turned the channel to what I though was a music video. Timbaland's song was playing and a bunch of kids, dressed like Pharrell Williams were roller-skating and doing tricks in the middle of a skating rink. Lights were flashing everywhere and the girls and guys were flirting. I waited for Timbaland to appear but instead the commercial ended with the kids eating double cheese burgers and skating at the same time...then that notorious "BADA BA BA BA!"

All of this for a fucking hamburger? Your typical mcdonald's commercial.
by twistedbabydoll August 28, 2007
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