Cauliflower Pussy

When your vagina gets deformed from a lot of rough sexual intercourse.

My mom had a dream once where Duff McKagan from Guns 'N Roses told her he wanted to fuck her so hard she'd get cauliflower pussy.

by BillyIdolFan April 20, 2025

Cornflower Blue Tie

What your asshole boss wears to work on Tuesdays, with his grande latte.

It must of been Tuesday. He was wearing his Cornflower Blue Tie .

by LaughingDumb654 May 21, 2025

Coomflower

Cornflower dispelled by a fat eastern European immigrant

Time to add some coomflower to this cake!

by easterneuropeanhunter August 25, 2025

cauliflower ear

Talking someone's ear off. Someone who causes an earache because they won't shut up.

She talked so much I got cauliflower ear.

by Jacie Jones December 22, 2025

columbus cauliflower

The Columbus Cauliflower is an act during anal intercourse where the engaging members do not use lubrication. When the penis is initially shoved into the anal cabin, then snatched out at an alarming speed. The result of said action is an "inside-out" anal cavity, resulting in the imagine of a cauliflower, thus, the name Columbus Cauliflower. The origins of the name come from the city of Columbus, Ga, where the sexual act became popular among high school adolescents in the late 2000's.

My girlfriend forgot the KY lubricant, so I gave her a Columbus Cauliflower so that she never forgets again.

by BackDoePedro February 10, 2017

Ugandan Cauliflower

when u cum into a water balloon, freeze it melt it and then drizzle it over your dead wife's head. Extra flavor can be added with fresh pubic hair, preferably black, sprinkled over.

yesterday I had a delicious Ugandan cauliflower for breakfast

by nicholas gurr November 3, 2019

Purple Cauliflower STD

A person who is mean, spiteful, manipulative and vindictive. Also known as a Julianne

Omg can you please stop being a ‘Julianne’. No one likes Purple Cauliflower std

by SlipperyOlive September 3, 2023