cog b

A person whose fucking gnarly in everything they do and are just a cool person on average.

guy: "Dude is that cog b?"
me: "yeah, he's fucking cool bro man."

by cog b November 6, 2018

Cog Haircut

The haircut of a person who has been influenced by their superiors at their place of work to only have the most basic of all haircuts. This is because they act as a cog in the machine and all that matters is their labor, not their personality. Children who go to schools with a strict dress code may also have Cog Haircuts.

Friend 2: Ayo your homie’s hair looks like ass.
Friend 1: Yeah his boss only lets him have that Cog Haircut.

by stalepork6 May 28, 2021

cog slot

A really cruel insult created by Dan Avidan of Game Grumps.

Dan: "You fucking cog slot!"

by Fort J-5 November 13, 2023

Cog D

Short for cognitive dissonance.

That cog D slapped you right in the face.

by Clyde Sheldon March 12, 2026

Half-Cog

Adj. Someone who is dim-witted, especially from New England. Short for "Half-Cognitive".
Half-Cogs are so incredibly stupid, they can only relate to other Half-Cogs for any form of reasoning.

Jim: "That guy over there has been trying to put his shoes on for like 15 minutes..."

Todd: "Dude, he's wearing sandals..."

Jim: "That's what I'm saying. He's a total Half-Cog!"

by Cooch1000 January 2, 2014

Drop a Cog

To shift down a gear to increase acceleration

"Drop a cog and floor it!"
out of a 30 zone into a 60

by Dayfox April 30, 2009

I double dog triple frog quadruple hog quintuple log sextuple blog septuple clog octuple old grog nonuple cog decaple flog duodecaple fast jog tredecaple prologue dare you

the most intense dare ever to be wielded by anyone. cannot back out of it no matter what or chaotic things will happen.

DUDE! I double dog triple frog quadruple hog quintuple log sextuple blog septuple clog octuple old grog nonuple cog decaple flog duodecaple fast jog tredecaple prologue dare you to stick your dick in the blender.

by Keepo123 October 25, 2015