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cockblocker

prevents pussy for others
by non-cock-blocker August 18, 2003
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cocksucker

A highly-skilled gay man with a specialty in Oral, to whom guys eventually say "Okay, yeah, let's go!" 10-20 seconds later (sometimes less) when said skills are offered to be applied to their own throbbing, horny members...surprise, surprise! Gobble gobble gobble.
Gerg is a renowned cocksucker, and not only for his life-changing oral skills, but his elegant seductions.
by Homo4ever June 7, 2018
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Calvin Cocksucker

Skinny prick that admits maplestory is his life. Cry's over a girl when rejected which is very often. Stalks the girls who he likes. Gets very mad when called "kid" also has trouble masturbating due to small penis, he is a very confident young man thinking he's cute when he's nothing close to it. He always gets bullied at school and takes it out on kids on maplestory but always ends up embarrassing himself.
Omg that kid is so ugly and thinks he's so cool he must a Calvin Cocksucker opps I meant faggot :3.
by DaJayMan August 17, 2011
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cocksucker motherfucker

One who fucks his/her mother, and also sucks cock often.
by Joe July 15, 2004
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cocksucker

An idiot. An asshole. Word used for anyone who is genuinely a fucking piece of shit.
I'm gonna fucking kill that cocksucker for stealing my drugs.
by chicagobastard November 29, 2006
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cockblocker

The male definition of cockblocker is to sabatoge another guys chance of scoring with a chick. This concept was foreign to me until going out on occasion with my college roommates friends.

While one guy was is the bathroom, another guy would tell whatever girl was there things like... its a shame he has been unemployed for 3 years..... rough deal with that restraining order.... he doesn't pay his child support for his 4 kids........he is changing his colostomy bag...it wasn't his fault he caught herpes..... Stuff to that effect.. The girls wouldn't say anything when the guy comes out of the bathroom, the guy of course doesn't score.. then they never even tell the guy that was in the bathroom what they said to the girls.....

Shit is reprehensible..
Steve was a cockblocker when he told the bartender Paul was out on parole when he was in the shitter
by teabag September 25, 2007
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everlasting cocksucker

One who sucks cock, everlastingly. Basically a dirty slut who will suck cock for the rest of her life.
by Cronx May 5, 2006
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