clothes

The most effective form of contraception.

Gavin dry-humped Roberta on the bus. Since they both wore clothes, copulation was avoided.

by Killing Kittens November 4, 2006

clothing optional

Words on a sign at boundary of naturist beach, beyond which it becomes a criminal offence to wander about buck naked.

Billy eventually got the courage to remove his trunks at the clothing optional beach.

by Kerb November 29, 2004

Slave Clothes

The proper private school attire. Commonly a polo, khaki pants/shorts, belt, and laced up shoes with socks visible.

"Hey dude, do you want to go party?"

"Yeah, but I gotta' go home and change out of my Slave Clothes; I look like a bitch"

by Gustache May 17, 2007

Pushing Cloth

Pushing Cloth is when you are busting for a crap, and it starts poking its head out of the cave.

Damn it man how much longer are you gonna be I'm pushing cloth out here

by london che February 10, 2006

cloth ears

Noun: A deaf person; a person who is hard of hearing.

Originates from the northern English county of Lancashire and in particular Blackburn during the industrial revolution. Blackburn was home to many cotton mills (weaving and spinning)- commonly very noisy places that caused deafness due to the noise and a buildup of cotton dust in the ear.

Oi - cloth ears... are tha' deaf? I said come here!

by Mark Burton September 12, 2006

Clothesplosion

When you feel the need to get necked in an instant.

There was so much sexual tension in this room between Robin and Ted, a clothesplosion could occur at any moment.

by MrRee September 16, 2011

Cloth Diaper

A cute diaper for sweet little babies. Usually comes in amazing patterns. Warning, very addicting.

I love my pocket cloth diapers! Look at my cute baby in her cloth diaper.

by AddictedtoCloth January 8, 2012