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Clitshit

When you are in the process of eating her clit and she shits all over your face.
*Licking her clit* "I got a surprise for you baby,ever heard of a clitshit?" *continues licking,Shits all over his face*
by Blackened1 May 24, 2011
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Clitosaurus Rex

A name for a girl that has a clitoris that is longer than 4 inches.
1.It seems like ever girl I know is a Clitosaurus Rex.

2.Damn!!! You got a serious case of Clitosaurus Rex.

3.Girl's named Kenzi

4.Girls that look like guys.
by Tommyisawesome October 30, 2011
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Clintism

(klint-iz-uh-m)
-noun

an informal way of speaking or texting, which is usually the result of years of getting hit in the head, where the practitioner commonly uses words that don't belong in place of ones that do. The person using a Clintism will believe that there is nothing wrong with the way they speak or spell. Most common is replacing the word "that" with "what".
e.g. "Looking for a phone whats work."
The practitioner will also spell words how they sound while texting. This often results in the practitioner's phone to auto correct right words to the improper ones.
e.g. " I mite get done early."
That guy with brain damage has really picked up Clintism lately.
by johndoe86 December 11, 2011
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cliticism

Cliticism is the criticism of someone's clitoris, i.e. too long, too fat, bigger than my penis, etc...

In its verb form, you can cliticize someone.
Person 1: "Sorry to be rude, but I think you should stop waving your clitoris around this airport lobby."
Person 2: "That's okay, I can take some constructive cliticism."
by CS_Pro May 4, 2014
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clitsplinter

The painfull sensation that many women dread that is having a splinter penetrated into the clitoris.
Damn it Martha that wooden dildo you gave me has now given me a terrible clitsplinter.
by I am Jesus August 26, 2016
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Clitsand

Similar to that of dicksand, but when dealing with a vagina. It's when dudes drop everything to be with their girl, who really isn't that cool or interesting in the first place. Much like quicksand, clitsand is what guys get caught in when they're obsessed with their girlfriend/crush/wife or really anyone that's giving them vagina.
Fucking Robbie, man. He fell into the clitsand--that's why he's not coming out tonight.
by LilCoop April 4, 2017
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clitsy

Thinks with her clit. Commonly associated with blondes. Similar to ditsy.
Q: Why is a blonde like a door knob?
A: Because everybody gets a turn...they are so clitsy.
by snowman694u May 16, 2007
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