Skip to main content

Calesta

She's seriously the most amazing girl ever. She's gorgeous, funny, sweet, and just plain awesome. She doesn't really see her self the way other people do. She feels like she's letting everyone down, for no good reason at all. She has alot of friends, but only a few know the real her. She doesn't need drugs to have fun. All the guys want her. She doesn't have the best life at home, but she doesn't let that get her down. She always has fun. Everyone wants to be with her 24/7. Sometimes she doubts her self, but everyone else can see just how amazing she really is. Everyone instantly wants to be her best friend, the second they meet her. She feels conceited when she thinks good things about her self. She has a lot of self respect. Her hobbies include: Riding horses, Singing, and playing the Guitar. Her nickname is usually Cleo.
Wow, Calesta, thats an awesome name.

She's fucking gorgeous.

Dayum! That Cleo girls fine!

I totally wanna BONE her.
:D

Bitch, she's MY best friend!
by TheQueenOfHearts June 2, 2009
mugGet the Calesta mug.

Chest Scrotes

The baggy, elongated breasts of an older woman, resembling the male scrotum.
"I was roundin second base when I caught a glimps of her chest scrotes and got limp."

"Dude that Hilary Clinton's got some bangin chest scrotes!"
by Shmoopin September 13, 2009
mugGet the Chest Scrotes mug.

chest lettuce

The little bit of fuzz that pokes up through the unbuttoned collar of a hairy man's shirt. A vegetarian synonym for taco meat.
Bill is showing some serious chest lettuce in that cheesy disco shirt.
by DC Chupacabra September 22, 2009
mugGet the chest lettuce mug.

Chest-Pop

The sound that you hear when you stretch your chest upwards. Most of the time, it will be painful but will feel good at the same time.

The causes are usually hunching or benching more weights than what you can lift.

After you have popped your chest, it takes about 6 or more hours until you can perform it again.
1.

Joe: Dude, I've been trying to pop my chest for hours, I still cant do it.

Brendon: Have you tried holding your breath while you're doing it?

2.
McGuirk: Dude! Did you hear that? That was one of the loudest chest-pop I've made. It hurts and feels awesome at the same time.

Melissa: You're weird.
by acerious September 28, 2009
mugGet the Chest-Pop mug.

celestial frustration

Similar to sexual frustration, it is that irritable feeling you get when you chase celestial events and can't satisfy or successfully complete your chase. Celestial events include shooting stars, meteor shower, fireballs, comets, Milky Way, moonsetting on the ocean or any horizon.
I'm experiencing celestial frustration that I couldn't see the moon set on the ocean. Or I am celestially frustrated...
by Pshay79 March 4, 2015
mugGet the celestial frustration mug.

Chester Effect

When you're eating hot chips and you eat one and you can't stop eating them and then the bag finishes.
I ran out of chips because the darn Chester Effect!
by thatboyced January 2, 2021
mugGet the Chester Effect mug.

Celeste

the platformer game where Madeline climbs celeste mountain
Tom:"Do you play Celeste?"
Dick:"Yes, It's my favorite game"
Harry: "What is it?"
by play celeste plz plz May 4, 2022
mugGet the Celeste mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email