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Clarted

Being dogged and lied to by someone or alternate meaning is fighting someone
Guess what Luke clarted me today the dickhead
Or “Fuck man I’m about to clart my man Luke”
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Clart

Person A: I'll clart you!
Person B: Woah, buy me dinner first
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Someone who's really miserable or pissed of, clarts is a word for a wet mud.
He's as Happy as a monkey fried in clarts ain't he.
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Clart

When you fart and your cheeks clap
Her ass is so fat, I just know it clarts
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clarted

clarted can mean blocked, covered, congested or just too much of something.
The Motorway was all clarted up after Junction 31 because of an accident.

The tube on his hearing aid was clarted up with earwax.
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Clarting

Clarting (Noun/ verb)

A niche slang term originating in Dutch subculture, especially from the Overijssel province.

Sexual Slang; Refers to an exaggerated sexual act where, due to intense action, bodily fluids are said to be "launched" into the air. Each airborne drop is humorously referred to as a “clart.”

Social Term; Can also be used casually to describe a meetup, gathering, or function.

Friendship Slang; “Clarter” is used as an alternative to “friend” or “mate.”

Title of Respect; In certain circles, someone with high social energy or “ultra aura goonrays” earns the suffix “-clart” to their name, symbolizing legendary status.
"it was so wild, a clart hit the ceiling!"

"We’re clarting at john’s tonight, if you want to come."

"What’s up, clarter?"

"Ever since since the group clarting he's been going by John-clart"
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Clarted

Jawad and Nidhish lives always get clarted, no matter what they do, even in situations when it is not possible to get clarted. Their lives have been completely ruined because of this, which led them to their downfall.
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