Clarinetticorn

Popular and correct spelling is with two T's. A unicorn with a clarinet as a horn. One can be a clarinetticorn by placing the bell of one's clarinet on their forehead and holding it there so that the rest of the clarinet sticks up like the horn of a unicorn. (usually done while running and/or making akward, loud noises).

Person 1: (running with their clarinet on their head) "AAAHH!!!"

Person 2: "dude, what's that guy doing"

Person 3: "oh he's just being a clarinetticorn"

by Clarinetticorn June 27, 2016

Lobster Clawing

When you burn your fingers on a lighter or bowl at a party, you take one of the pong cups and put the burnt finger/fingers in the half of the cup that has liquid in it, and walk around holding the cup like that to alleviate the pain.

Dude! That guy just burnt his thumb on his lighter and now he's totally lobster clawing! Somebody get a picture, quick!

by Spooderdude July 28, 2014

Land claming

When a person goes around with a bag collecting cans and bottles, So they can recycle them and collect the deposit on them.

Ray was sitting on a park bench drinking a beer when he noticed a homeless man land claming

by Erockerockerock October 13, 2016

Golden Clarinet

A golden clarinet can also be described as a soprano saxophone. This is the safest of woodwind instruments seconded by the bass flute.

stroup played the golden clarinet better than any apple core in the state.

by oH nOO sHe BRoKe March 2, 2017

Cleaning the clarinet

The action of rubbing and tugging on one's penis that will eventually cause ejaculation.

I was cleaning the clarinet last night and it got all over the sheets.

by Johnny McLimp October 12, 2016

Clarinet

I don't know I've never heard one.

Band Director: Ok band from the beginning
After the song ends
Band Director: Clarinets are you even playing

by fermatata November 23, 2018

clarking

Form of coprophilia practiced by lesbians in the United Kingdom. One partner defecates into the other's vagina, which is held open, often with the aid of a speculum. They then proceed to suck their feces back out of their partner's vagina and ingest it.

Vanessa was eagerly clarking some nice steamy nuggets right out of Sarah's minge.

by Degenerate Scumbag January 3, 2009