She’s so pathetic. Let me tell you something about Cindy. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It’s so embarrassing. I
don’t even… Whatever. So then in eighth grade, I started going out with my first boyfriend Kyle who was totally gorgeous but then he moved to Indiana, and Cindy was
like, weirdly jealous of him.
Like, if I would blow her off to hang out with Kyle, she’d be
like, “Why didn’t you call me back?” And I’d be like, ‘Why are you so obsessed with me